Revised top ten powerboat lies:
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Revised top ten powerboat lies:
With all the boat shopping/work and running that has been done, any new funny ones?
On start up, CG guy said, Nice 454, I said thanks, its only the 330
On start up, CG guy said, Nice 454, I said thanks, its only the 330
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I always like when people describe something as "new", "like new" or "better than new" and you go to look and the item is begging for a bullet to put it out of its misery.
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"Yeah, it's one of them cigarette boats."
Or like I tell all the little kids on the neighborhood every time I start it up in the driveway (they usually come running!). "Yeah, it's a race boat."
Or like I tell all the little kids on the neighborhood every time I start it up in the driveway (they usually come running!). "Yeah, it's a race boat."
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My boat says CIGARETTE RACING 1 in big letters down the sides of the top deck. Everywhere I go people ask me if I race and I reply no. Then they always give me a bunch of sh!t about "well if you dont race then why does it say it on the side"
So now I just tell them "yeah" and most people seem content with that and dont ask any further questions
So now I just tell them "yeah" and most people seem content with that and dont ask any further questions
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Originally posted by THRILLSEEKER
My boat says CIGARETTE RACING 1 in big letters down the sides of the top deck. Everywhere I go people ask me if I race and I reply no. Then they always give me a bunch of sh!t about "well if you dont race then why does it say it on the side"
So now I just tell them "yeah" and most people seem content with that and dont ask any further questions
My boat says CIGARETTE RACING 1 in big letters down the sides of the top deck. Everywhere I go people ask me if I race and I reply no. Then they always give me a bunch of sh!t about "well if you dont race then why does it say it on the side"
So now I just tell them "yeah" and most people seem content with that and dont ask any further questions
You race to the islands dont you?
By the way, your going to have to spend a little more money at the island, or leave!!
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1. "It goes 70 MPH"
2. "I have another offer for $179,000"
3. "The check is in the mail"
4. "I love you"
5. "I promise not to ???? in your ?????"
2. "I have another offer for $179,000"
3. "The check is in the mail"
4. "I love you"
5. "I promise not to ???? in your ?????"