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definately women
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definately boats
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both the samw
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9.85%
kiss my a$$ THRILLSEEKER! I am a woman
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Whats more expensive to maintain boats or women?

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Old 06-03-2003, 03:01 PM
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Exclamation When you factor in "accessories"...

like clothes, cosmetics, jewelry, but most of all CHILDREN, there is no comparison!!

And a boat stops costing you money when you get rid of it. With a wife, that is definitely not the case!

But I love both of mine!!

And BadDog, with a woman, at least you usually have some warning of the impending "downtime"!
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Old 06-04-2003, 05:59 AM
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Women, for sure.

I know a fellow who is happily married to his high school sweetheart. He is nearing retirement age. When asked what was the first thing he intended to do when he retires, he replied "I'm going to get a divorce."

His shocked friends said "but you will loose half of your retirement!"

He then said "Yeah, I know. But the way I figure it, I KNOW I can live on HALF of it, but I am not so sure that the two of us can live on all of it!
 
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Women, for sure.

I know a fellow who is happily married to his high school sweetheart. He is nearing retirement age. When asked what was the first thing he intended to do when he retires, he replied "I'm going to get a divorce."

His shocked friends said "but you will loose half of your retirement!"

He then said "Yeah, I know. But the way I figure it, I KNOW I can live on HALF of it, but I am not so sure that the two of us can live on all of it!

LMAO
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ONLY 9 VOTES FOR KISS MY A$$

Now either there are only 9 active women on OSO or the rest all agree that they are indeed the more expensive of the two

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Old 06-11-2003, 12:51 PM
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Originally posted by THRILLSEEKER
ONLY 9 VOTES FOR KISS MY A$$

Now either there are only 9 active women on OSO or the rest all agree that they are indeed the more expensive of the two

Hey! I like active women!
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Uh huh, we are a minority!

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I voted for you to kiss my booty. A boat is WAY more expensive than me.
Now I am sure there are high maintenance women out there but as for me and the boat....the boat wins and I do without.
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Hey Tink, can you made something like that for me only wearing a cowgirl hat?
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Ditto on that girlfriend! Not "all" women cost mega bucks! BUT.... who has time to convince a man of that based on their past experiences?! Men can be high maintenance too.... he he! (L.A. guys... puh!). Disclaimer.... NORT - honey, that doesn't include you... you're not an L.A. guy!!!!!
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It isn't that Nort isn't high maintenance, he is just like a boat. The bigger the boat the higher the maintenance. The taller the guy... well...

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