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definately women
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definately boats
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both the samw
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kiss my a$$ THRILLSEEKER! I am a woman
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Whats more expensive to maintain boats or women?

Old 06-02-2003, 05:05 PM
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Women. Break out your calculators and the monthly bills. (Don't forget the department store credit cards.) Again.. Women. Dock, great quote.

I would like to end my reply by saying that "I love my wife."

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Old 06-02-2003, 05:18 PM
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Flyer Smart move there at the end of your post.
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A great boat is expensive to maintain.
A great woman is not.
You spend a fortune on both because they keep you happy.
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To maintain, I'd say they are about even.

To get rid of.........................

Own a boat for year and to get rid of it, you'll loose about 10% of what you paid.

Marry a woman and a get rid of her after a year and it'll cost you 50% of everything you have
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If i didn't have a woman like mine, I wouldn't be able to buy a boat like mine it's a 50/50 deal here.
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Originally posted by HyperBaja
With this stock boat it is great, take them on it, only worry about gas and ass
hu hu, He said ass.

Cuda, I hear ya but you're running about 4 deep on the boats right now. How's the depth chart on the ladies?

Dock, I heard that first about 9 years ago and agree 100%. Unfortunately, it was after about my 3rd year of marriage.
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Brandon ( cigracer28/38), I can hardly wait for you to get your ass back out here to California so I can kick it and yes, it will cost you this time! ;-)

Gotta love yer little sista!
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Guess how I voted !
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Originally posted by Clay Washington
If you have a good woman, she will always be LOW maintenance.


I agree 100%
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Originally posted by Griff
To maintain, I'd say they are about even.

To get rid of.........................

Own a boat for year and to get rid of it, you'll loose about 10% of what you paid.

Marry a woman and a get rid of her after a year and it'll cost you 50% of everything you have
Griff..........
You're right on the money. I couldn't agree with you more.
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