Offshoreonly.com - Joke: Female and Male Prayers....

Man's prayer is better.
FEMALE PRAYER:
>Before I lay me down to sleep,
>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>One who's handsome, smart and strong,
>One who loves to listen long,
>One who thinks before he speaks,
>When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks
>I pray that he is gainfully employed,
>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>And never attempt to hit on my friend.
>
>MALE PRAYER:
>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
>owns a liquor store. Amen.