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Shane 06-03-2003 01:17 PM

Women have shorter feet than men so they can stand closer to the sink!;) ;) ;)

TEAMBAJA 06-03-2003 01:28 PM


Originally posted by SmilingBob
You said at the top that it is great to be single but now everyone is saying how great dishwashers are, well which is it?
To be single or to have a dishwasher????
:D :D :D :D



I had a dishwasher once.............but she left me!

If she was still here there would be no boat parts in the sink because there definately would be no boat! Priorities!!

The boat is a pain my @SS, but its still lower maintenance than her!

Back4More 06-03-2003 09:08 PM

You should run the through the dishwasher...then your king.

formula31 06-04-2003 07:38 AM

Harley in the livingroom (with appropriate grease spot) and BBC hanging from rafter in the dinning room, bathtub full of fuel oil and parts, spare bedroom turned into spray booth. Ah, the good old days.

THRILLSEEKER 06-04-2003 07:48 AM

F31, I thought that I had seen it all when I walked into a friends house and he had a chainsaw in a thousand pieces on his kitchen table and carbs from a dirt bike in the kitchen sink, but.........DAMN!:eek: I think youv'e got him beat;)

formula31 06-04-2003 08:50 AM

I wouldnt get away with that now, that was when I had my own apartment in Buffalo, with occational live in girlfriends. Now I get stared at for washing paint brushes in the sink.

VinMan 06-04-2003 09:09 AM

I almost got tossed out of the house for putting a set of pistons in the dishwasher. Wife wasnt too happy, i explained that the the oil residue was good for the washer motor , and it would make it last longer. :D She didnt buy it, ( shoulda married a blonde!) she proceeded to explain how she would make a piston fit where the sun dont shine if I dint get them out of there.:crazy:
But man, did they come clean!!:D

Iggy 06-04-2003 09:14 AM

Try using "Bar Keepers Friend". It's a stainless steel cleaner and polish. Works wonders on all stainless products.

THRILLSEEKER 06-04-2003 10:10 AM

Yeah it would be cool to be a "Bar Keepers Friend" Man wouldnt that be nice:D imagine all the free booze you could get:crazy: :D

TEAMBAJA 06-04-2003 10:21 AM

Hey Thrillseeker. I have an idea for this weekend. Since we are still boatless, we could take the 1976 open bow Thompson thats laying in my driveway to the islands. We'll just have to be careful picking up fat chicks due to some weak floor boards!

By the way, is it OK to post a picture of the kind of ladies you pick up? :eek:


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