LOL! Bet he needed to clean up after that one. :D :D

Too funny!:D

The three things that turn me off about south FL...

1) Sharks!
2) Gators!
3) No hablo English!

:D :D :D

South Florida?
Central Fla. is no better. I walk into any local store and I realize that now I'm the minority. :crazy:

One summer the wife, grandson and I were swimming at a local county park. I happened to overhear two park employees talking about a gator that was hiding in the swamp grass next to the swim area. I inquired about it and was instructed to just stay clear of that side and it won't bother us. We could hear it grunting but it never showed its self.

Not good.:(
By the time I'm ready to retire in FL, I'll need a passport to enter the state.:rolleyes:

Several years ago, as I was driving I-95 coming up from Hollywood, FL, I spotted a bumper sticker that read
"Will the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag". :D
Last time I was in Miami I saw more Cuban flags than American. And every place I stopped I had trouble finding some one that spoke english. :confused:

Not quite a gator, but this guy likes to sun himself on my dock!!!!

Oh yeah, I live 2 miles from loxahatchee National Wildlife refuge, in the eveglades, beginning of Hillsboro Canal, wouldnt surprise me if there is a gator or 10 in there!!!!

OH... don't get me started!!! We passed a proposition here in California denying illegal immigrants free medical care and schooling for their children... THEY MARCHED DOWN SHERMAN WAY WAVING THE FLAG OF MEXICO AND SHOUTING " WE DEMAND OUR RIGHTS". Can you imagine what would happen if you did the same thing in Mexico??? I feel they have the "right" to return to their own country and come back legally...

I really have to bite my tongue on this one, I don't want to piss anyone off...:hothead:

Doin' the same here.