Canada
 

"Hey, what should we name our country?"

"I know, lets pick three letters, like the USA did!"

*grunts of agreement from the crowd*

"Okay, what should be the first letter?"

"C?"

"C, eh." *a scribe scribbles it down*

"N?"

"N, eh." *a scribe scribbles it down*

"D?"

"D, eh." *a scribe scribbles it down*

*the scribe stands up to speak.*

"Okay! Our new country is C - A - N - A - D - A. Canada!"

Hey that's offensive hey.:frog::frog::frog::frog:
Darn Red Wings fan my friend's son gets traded there and they get bounced!