SummerObsession

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
>
>You got to find somebody who likes the same
>stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like
>it that you like sports, and she should keep the
>chips and dip coming.
>Alan, age 10
>
>No person really decides before they grow up who
>they're going to marry. God decides it all way
>before, and you get to find out later who you're
>stuck with.
>Kirsten, age 10
>
>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
>Twenty-three is the best age because you know
>the person FOREVER by then.
>Camille, age 10
>
>No age is good to get married at. You got to be
>a fool to get married.
>Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
>
>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
>MARRIED?
>
>You might have to guess, based on whether they
>seem to be yelling at the same kids.
>Derrick, age 8
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN
>COMMON?
>
>Both don't want any more kids.
>Lori, age 8
>
>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
>Dates are for having fun, and people should use
>them to get to know each other. Even boys have
>something to say if you listen long enough.
>Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
>
>On the first date, they just tell each other
>lies and that usually gets them interested enough
>to go for a second date.
>Martin, age 10
>
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
>TURNING SOUR?
>
>I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
>call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote
>about me in all the dead columns.
>Craig, age 9
>
>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
>When they're rich.
>Pam, age 7
>
>The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
>wouldn't want to mess with that.
>Curt, age 7
>
>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
>then you should marry them and have kids with
>them. It's the right thing to do.
>Howard, age 8
>
>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
>I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
>one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my
>wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
>Theodore, age 8
>
>It's better for girls to be single but not for
>boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
>Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
>
>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
>GET MARRIED?
>
>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
>wouldn't there?
>Kelvin, age 8
>
>"And the #1 Favorite is........"
>
>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
>Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she
>looks like a truck.
>Ricky, age 10

birdog

LIKE A TRUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO !!!!!!!!1

CigDaze

LMAO!!!

I wish it were this easy: I'd run home and play dead.