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Martha Stewart
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop
in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
Real Women
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad.
Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will
eat it. If you don't like it you can cook."
Martha Stewart
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?
Martha Stewart
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's
sake.
Now go sit on the couch and enjoy eating it.
Martha Stewart
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Women
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix it keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha Stewart
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Real Women
Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
Martha Stewart
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
whites over the crust.
Martha Stewart
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves.
They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women
Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.
And finally the most important tip --
Martha Stewart
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women
Leftover wine????
Rag's
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop
in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
Real Women
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad.
Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will
eat it. If you don't like it you can cook."
Martha Stewart
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?
Martha Stewart
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's
sake.
Now go sit on the couch and enjoy eating it.
Martha Stewart
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Women
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix it keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha Stewart
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Real Women
Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
Martha Stewart
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
whites over the crust.
Martha Stewart
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves.
They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women
Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.
And finally the most important tip --
Martha Stewart
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women
Leftover wine????
Rag's