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HyperBaja 06-16-2003 07:27 PM

*rant* Should I have tied him to an anchor?
 
So I'm at work today, dead, normal monday and I see 2 fat chicks walk out and stand on my swim deck. I yell down at them to get off the docks, they leave and look at me funny, I tell them to leave, and they do. Then 45 min later some punk who has been with my sister a lot lately (lazy kid who hasnt had to do a thing in life) I see him, he says he is going to sit in my boat, I tell him if I see him touch it, he will be sleeping with the fish. He goes down, opens my cover, and gets in!! I run down, he tries to run down the other dock to get back to land, I catch him first, ready to tie an anchor line around his feet, then he says he will give me 20$ for gas if I dont do anything... I am getting the 20$ tonight, I figured that would be better than getting all bloody and serving food. What would all of you done to the punk?

HyperBaja 06-16-2003 07:40 PM

Thats a really good point. I dont think I will go out tonght.

HyperBaja 06-16-2003 07:50 PM

Yeah, I wasnt sure if I was going to fall and hit my head on the gas tank we were walking on, or on a log in the water!!! That was fun, Chris did an awesome job, and that is the last time we trust Allan4's weather forcast. ;) :D :D :D :)

Allan4 06-16-2003 07:51 PM


Originally posted by sign4boat
Forget the dude, i would be keeping an eye out for those two fat chicks, nothing worse than two fat mad women after you:D
:D:D :D

BTW....what the hell happened with the docks? We got done and pulled out and I heard they evacuated the resturant??

Good too see ya at the race Tommy...;)

cuda 06-16-2003 08:12 PM

Sounds like you have a future in collections or strong arm robbery!:eek:

mpally 06-16-2003 08:22 PM

I hope you are up 24 hours a day or they could have the last laugh. That is why you should be somewhat catious with stuff like this.

Cord 06-16-2003 10:17 PM

Yea, come on over tonight when my friends can give you $20. But only after we beat the sh!t out of you!

FFO 06-16-2003 10:26 PM

You should have got the money when you caught him . I agree with Cord I would be watching my back. Good luck !!! I would have beat the $hit out of him !!!!

GLH 06-16-2003 10:29 PM

I'm with FFO you don't hold payback on credit!!!!

puder 06-17-2003 01:03 AM

he would have been in the water if he pulled that crap on my boat

THRILLSEEKER 06-17-2003 06:47 AM

How old is your sister.........?:eek: :eek: :crazy:

HyperBaja 06-17-2003 10:37 AM

The kid is 14, no growth spurt, no build...

Thrill...You would go to jail!

THRILLSEEKER 06-17-2003 10:44 AM

:D BUMMER! :rolleyes:

I was hoping that you had an "older" hottie for a sister:crazy:

HyperBaja 06-17-2003 10:58 AM

If I did, I would have no problem getting you bigger boat guys to Alum instead of Erie!! Come to Alum sat for fireworks.

birdog 06-17-2003 11:00 AM

Sorry i missed you Sun.........You little **** !!1 LOL
I wanted to shake you're dads hand for putting up with you !!:D

HyperBaja 06-17-2003 11:30 AM

He dosent have to put up with me....That is what the PC is for.... :D

TEAMBAJA 06-17-2003 11:43 AM


Originally posted by THRILLSEEKER
:D BUMMER! :rolleyes:

I was hoping that you had an "older" hottie for a sister:crazy:


I was wondering if he got the fat chicks phone #s!!


I dont think Id give up Kellys Island to go to Alum Creek to cruise around and stare at land!
:eek: :)

HyperBaja 06-17-2003 01:52 PM

Well come stare at the fireworks this sat. I dont want to be there in a 19'... I would love to but Mom and Dad would be there, and stop me from using the waves to see if the boat is an airplane in disguse.

NASTY HABIT 06-17-2003 02:00 PM

On a cold lonely night those fat chicks may come in handy....can you say MOPED

JUSTONCE 06-17-2003 02:24 PM


Originally posted by HyperBaja
Well come stare at the fireworks this sat. I dont want to be there in a 19'... I would love to but Mom and Dad would be there, and stop me from using the waves to see if the boat is an airplane in disguse.
You can't use Alum creek and Waves in the same sentence:D Watch you'r back, dude seems cocky about getting on your boat. Its alway's better to handle things on the spot. Otherwise it will escalate and you could get in over your head.
I didn't say this but, I wish I was a minor again I'd still be gettin in fights. ;) just wait till you see him again and tell him keep his money and go f*ck with somebody else.

Waterfoul 06-17-2003 05:46 PM

First off, if anyone got in my boat (especially if they had to uncover it!) after I told him/her not to, they would be swimming as soon as I got my hands on them. Just ask the guy who tried to walk over my engine hatch to his buddies boat a few boats down with cowboy boots on after I told him not to. Anyone ever tried to swim with cowboy boots on?? It sure didn't look easy!!! the guy in the next boat down thanked me for doing it so he didn't have to. Dickhead probably never owned a boat in his life.

Tommy, forget the $20. Watch your back.

'Foul


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