Oooooooooops! Wrong one! :D :D

Sofa king we Todd dead :D :D :D

LMAO!!! :D:D:D Haven't heard that in a while!

OMG!!! Let the chit storm begin!!! :D :eek: :D

Question: How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Reply: Wanna Go Bicycle Riding?

o.k. thats the one, sort of.

A polar bear walk in a bar and says.... uhmmmmmm...........uhhhhhh.............uhmmmmm.... .......well....................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........give me a beer.

The bartender says: "no problem, but why the big paws?"

Guy walks into a bus station and says "give me two tuss bickets.
Oops, I'm sorry, I've been messing up my words all day.
Just this morning I asked my wife to pass me the salt and pepper and it came out
'you've messed up my life bitc#'"

Re: Joke DeJour!!!
 

I'm LMAO right now thinking of the first thing Audiofn said when he climbed in my boat......"Holy sh@t, this leather is clubbed baby seal soft, isn't it?". I'm still using that one!:D :D :p