DMAN Caught!!
 

The Turbosonic spycam caught DMAN floundering while trying to dock. DWOMAN was dispatched to "fish out" the floating bumper with her feet.:eek:

Again another embarrassment to the SCOPE High Performance Community!

FIGURES!!!!!!!!!! Friggin POODLE! :D :D :D :D :D :D

I think I will just bow out of this one... I have no words to describe the, how should I say, incident.

She Devil dropped the ball, er, I mean fender!!!!! After years of training, I still receive inadequate help from the first mate!!!!! Back to the drawing board!!!

As for Turbo, he was on the water for a total of 28 hours this past weekend and was caught four times at the pumpout station for his waste management degree. Now, the wife and the two little screamers don't go that much so it is the massive amounts of food that the Turbo stuffs down his pie-hole!!!!! He has gone through three maserators within the past two years!!!!! Now, that is an emberassment to SCOPE and fellow performance enthusiasts!!!!

DMan

Shizzle my Nizzle .... that's way too much information :crazy:

Definately T.M.I. but knowing Lyall, he would
come right out and tell everyone himself that he
had to visit the clean out 4 times....
Whooda athought:D

As far as Dwoman dropping a bumper, I don't think
that is such a big deal, Lyall almost dropping his
boat and trailer because the hitch was not tight enough
:eek: is one to cause concern about being one of the
elite in scope:D but we won't talk about that:D

Let's not forget Lyalls outstanding stunt of trying to fit in with the sailboat crowd or should I say fit in the sailboat after T-boning a MOORED sailboat dead center with the old Formula.

See Turbo...you point one finger at me and there are three fingers pointed back at you!!!!! Don't start what you can't finish Mr. Pumpout Man!!!! That funny smell inside your Formula cabin isn't the rich Corinthian Leather!!!!!!! The Turbo is such a poodle!!!

DMan

kudos to dman for correctly pointing out that the object in question is indeed a FENDER...and don't be so hard on your first mate...mine's still in traing too---after 3 years :) :)

these are not cars gentlemen, and therefor do not require BUMPERS

:D :D :D

Tell them like it is Sean!!!! Unfortunately, I hang out with a bunch of dumb ass poodles, DAP's. They are always trying to bash the DMan, they try to tell me that pro wrestling is fake and all the girls on girls gone wild are virgin's!!!!

Thanks Sean!

DMan

Hey! What are you saying!?!?! They're not virgins?

And wrestling is real......:D:D:D:D

D-man refuses to watch the interviews with his hero Vince Mcman were even he says it is fake :D:D

D-man don't be so hard on the first mate there bro. I think Lyall must have put her up to it, as a few month ago I recal hearing she was perfect ;)

How you guys all doing out there in Cali. We finally got some weather out this way worth boating in!!!!! To bad my boat is in PIECES in the shop :(

Jon

From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan:
 

Ten best ways to recognize you might be a Poodle:

10. Some guy named Nort calls you a Poodle
9. D’man call’s on his cell phone asking “ Hey dude, how much X dimension do you run?”
8. The Blowboater you just T-Boned feels sorry for you and gives you his Jimmy Buffet CD
7. Nort convinces you there is real integrity in professional wrestling -IT’S NOT FAKE
6. You discover your 3 year old has dropped something in the head and says” Daddy let’s go fishing”
5. Nort left his “Poodle Diary” under the rear seat storage of your boat
4. Some guy keeps explaining the difference between fenders and bumpers
3. Same guy keeps explaining why boats don’t have brake pedals
2. Nort’s “Best of Cher” CD is jammed in the CD Player.

And the number one reason to recognize you might be a Poodle.

1. The first issue of Poodle Illustrated arrives inside your Powerboat Magazine

Good job Wannabe!!!! How is Milford Michigan??? I have not ben there since 1986. My grandparents had a cottage on some lake in Milford...could it be Cooley Lake??? I remember it as a cool place back in the 50 and 60"s!!!! My cousin Sue still lives in Milford. I went to some movie theatre there in 62. Dam, I am old!!! I like the poodle thread!!!

Take care,

DMan

And the D is for Dinosaur. :D :cool:

Douhy! :D :D Most excellent Stinson!!!

Thank You Nort :cool: :cool:

D-Man
 

Milford is great. Country atmosphere, lots of small lakes. I have 7+ acres and more horses (includes 3 stallions we stand for breeding) than I know what to do with. Hence no boat and I am a "wannabe". I miss the H2O.

I may call Stinson up and see what a new 28 Apache goes for, that way force the wife to sell the horses.

If you come visit your sister give me a PM, I will show you what a real "STUD" is!!!

All 1100 lbs and 4 hooves of him. :p

Wannabe

Hey Wannabe...what about Cooley Lake??? Is there such a lake in the Milford area????

Thanks.

DMan

Milford
 

Yep, there is a Cooley Lake, but small.

Biggest is Sherwood Lake, can actually get some speed up on that one.

Wannabe