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Ron P 07-18-2003 12:57 PM

Need a Drink?
 
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ"? The man replied, "130". So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool". Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool". A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70". The robot then said, "So, what's the Democratic Party up to these days?"

CigDaze 07-18-2003 01:16 PM

LOL!!! :D:D:D

Jan 07-18-2003 01:16 PM

:D :D :D lol

Jan

florida gator 07-18-2003 01:23 PM

:D :D :D :D

baja27 07-18-2003 02:40 PM

nice one:D :D :D :D

cuda 07-18-2003 02:42 PM


Originally posted by catmando
I didn't think Republicans could make up jokes.:rolleyes:
Only because a democrat can't understand it.

Krumbsnatcher 07-18-2003 02:46 PM

I needed that!

Ron P 07-18-2003 04:00 PM

New Version

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ"? The man replied, "130". So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool". Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool". A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70". The robot then said, "So, Catman what's the Democratic Party up to these days?":)

lucy 07-18-2003 09:59 PM

:p

wwwTOPDJcom 07-18-2003 10:04 PM

I Though Catmando Stopped drinking ??? Guess Not If he's checking out those new high tech Bars :D


Ps you know he meant his IQ was 170 not 70
Cats smarter than that come on :D

cuda 07-18-2003 10:06 PM


Originally posted by wwwTOPDJcom
I Though Catmando Stopped drinking ??? Guess Not If he's checking out those new high tech Bars
Please don't tell me he post his stuff sober!!!!!!:o

florida gator 07-19-2003 09:35 AM


Originally posted by cuda
Please don't tell me he post his stuff sober!!!!!!:o

LOL:D

H2Xmark 07-19-2003 09:38 AM

Good one Ron:D :D :D

bajabob38 07-19-2003 09:47 AM

:D :D :D :D I like the second part better.


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