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HyperBaja 07-21-2003 12:41 PM

"Im going to jail"
 
So this morning I get up and decide to go buy a Sammy Haggar CD. I go on roads south of my house, doing the speed limit and accelerating very maturly. She says I was on a road north of the house, and she was doing 60 (nothing around here is even 55 so she was at least going 15 over) She says she saw me fly by her over 60. That is wreckless op in Ohio 20 over, then passing another that fast is wreckless endangerment.
What pisses me off most about this is how I had a friend die doing this kind of stuff last November and she thinks I would go and do 60 on a 45MPH road. Then she says I can go to jail for it because it is speeding. First off, it has to be on camera or witnessed by a cop. Then she told a neighbor (the one who told me all of this) that she should join her by saying that I go to fast through the neighborhood. That is ****ing bull****. If you can find proof of me speeding, great, you wont, but go ahead and try. Trying to get someone to lie about it is completley ****ed up. That is one thing I car about in people is honesty. If you dont like me, come up and say it, dont **** around for a few months thinking I have a friend then just decide to tell me then. She is lying in saying it was ME doing 20 over and lying by saying that other neighbors complain. This is the biggest insult I have ever had directed my way. It is one of the few I have actually thought about. Saying that I am doing 20 over is ****ed up. I dont speed, I admit, if no one is around I will accelerate a bit more fun oriented, (no chirped tires) but only when no one is around. 99/100 times I accelerate it is less than 1/3 throttle.

I talked to my dad about it, he said tell her husband (she wont come over alone, so she is sending her husband alone???) he said tell him to come over at 6:30 when he gets home and have a list of who says I speed through the neighboor hood.

I know nothing will happen legalwise, but that pisses me off so much on how someone could lie that much and still be able to sleep at night. This isnt a normal post of mine, sorry for the language, I just cant believe this.

Tommy

dockrocker 07-21-2003 12:43 PM

Who's "she"?

BARCOASTAL 07-21-2003 12:45 PM

Who is ...She? A neighbor?

HyperBaja 07-21-2003 12:49 PM

yes a neighbor

BARCOASTAL 07-21-2003 12:54 PM

dude,
don't sweat it, i've been caught (by Police) executing most of the car stunts performed in the movie,"Hooper", and never did any time.. (not for that at least)...

Just Say "I'm sorry", and bow your head!,

Then when she goes to sleep, do dougnuts on her lawn? you'll feel better!!

HyperBaja 07-21-2003 01:00 PM

I didnt do it so I am not sorry. I am not going to say I was speeding if I wasnt even there.

Tantrum 07-21-2003 01:02 PM

Barcoastal;
Where did you grow up and who the hell would teach you something like that?

HyperBaja;
First they will need to catch you before you will be put in jail.

BARCOASTAL 07-21-2003 01:11 PM

hey chris,

i would have bet my boat that you were gonna find this post!

actually , i was hoping you would in case i needed a witness to our antics! (our many antics)..

I think he's safe, right??

Cord 07-21-2003 01:12 PM

You could head this off by calling the cops. They hate this putsy stuff, but it would be interesting to have a cop show up on her doorstep at your request.

Tantrum 07-21-2003 01:25 PM

Cord I have to disagree,
HyperBaja wants to keep a very stealthy profile, the less exposer he has to people in uniforms the better off he is going to be. Good or bad you dont want your name becoming familiar.
Also weather you did or didnt, DONT speed in your own neighborhood.

Hows that Jay? As far as the witness thing...I can neither confirm nor deny.....hell I think I must have been somewhere else........somewhere other than at the scene.........where it happened.......NO!

Shane 07-21-2003 01:29 PM

A flaming bag of dog poop on the door step is always good for a laugh or two!:D :D :crazy: :crazy:

Mad Hatter 07-21-2003 01:33 PM

I personally like doing the instant mashed potatoes in the front yard thing, but donuts are ok if you have an awd or a 4wd vehicle.

OBNOXUS21 07-21-2003 01:36 PM

Done that one a few times :D :D

Stopped when I got out of 6th grade though!!!
Definitely worth a laugh or ten :)

HyperBaja 07-21-2003 01:44 PM

not planning revenge, just cant stand how stupid people are.

RHC 07-21-2003 01:57 PM

Be a stand up Guy,,,
 
Dont do a thing Little Guy,,,, Leave it alone,,,, tell your family and they will believe you, thats what is important,, thats all that needs to be done, be bigger than her..

Just walk the walk and the rest will take care of itself..

Thats it for now PUNK,, I will get off my soapbox...

RHC

klmken 07-21-2003 02:02 PM

gIVE US HER PHONE NUMBER OR E-MAIL ADDRESS....

obnoxus 07-21-2003 02:07 PM

LET IT GO !!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING you do will substantiate what she is saying,,,, be the bigger person

wannabe 07-21-2003 02:48 PM

Hyper-
 
First be honest with your folks and tell them the truth. This is a case of mistaken identity or the bi*ch has decided to "clip your wings" for some reason.

Let your parents do the talking on this!!

Second, keep a low profile for a while;

This lady sounds like she is one of the paranoid kind and has decided you are a menace to society. Don't give her any ammunition. Iknow this is tough when you are as young as you are, hell I can't remember being that young.

Good Luck

Wannabe

GeeterB 07-21-2003 02:54 PM

Deny,Deny,Deny
 
Never admit to anything. Unless she has it on tape, it wasn't you. And if she has it on tape, it still wasn't you.;) ;) ;)

Worse case scenario, boys your age make lot's of new "friends" in jail:D :D :D

RHC 07-22-2003 08:54 AM

Making new friends in Jail !!!!!
 
OUCH----HEY<<<< Take it easy on my little biddy buddy,,,, dont scare him outa town. HE HE HE ha ha

RHC

TEAMBAJA 07-22-2003 09:07 AM

Looks like jailtime to me. Id invest in some soap on a rope real quick!:D

Iggy 07-22-2003 11:12 AM

Ever see the film "Scared Straight"?? How about the second version?
If not rent it. You'll think twice about doing anything that'll land your a$$ in jail.

Like the others said, don't do anything stupid. If you or even any of your friends retaliates, you'll take the blame no matter what.
Be cool, let your parents work it out. You know you're innocent.


"Soap on a rope"

You got that right. Those guys would love to play "hide the salami" in the shower. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Strip Poker 388 07-22-2003 11:35 AM

Secretly send the some kiddy porn then call the feds. They want get out of that one.;) :D

seanclong 07-22-2003 12:27 PM


Originally posted by Mad Hatter
I personally like doing the instant mashed potatoes in the front yard thing, but donuts are ok if you have an awd or a 4wd vehicle.
Allright, I'll bite. I know what donuts on the lawn are, but what is the instant mashed potatoes thing???? I thought I knew them all. :eek:


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