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packinair 07-23-2003 11:32 AM

self induced onslaught
 
OK... it seems there isn't enough smack talking here for my tastes so I will in true Packinair style fix that.. the target of the day ME:rolleyes: so here it goes:

1) I am back together with my ex wife, those that have been here for a long time will remember that drama (6 cops at gun point, witchcraft, water bed drained while I was in FL etc.)

2) I am going to list my cat and buy a SEADOO boat:eek:

3)Allan4 is a putz

So there ya go, BRING IT ON we all know OSOers are some of the best smack talkers on the planet

X-Rated30 07-23-2003 11:41 AM

#3 must be true, because it takes one to know one, and by the looks of #s 1 and 2, you are DEFINITELY a putz.:D

Lucididee 07-23-2003 11:41 AM

Re: self induced onslaught
 

Originally posted by packinair
1) I am back together with my ex wife, those that have been here for a long time will remember that drama (6 cops at gun point, witchcraft, water bed drained while I was in FL etc.)

2) I am going to list my cat and buy a SEADOO boat:eek:

:confused:

Are you friggin nutz!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you smoking? It is definately time to get your head checked!!!!!!

Ron P 07-23-2003 11:42 AM

So what is the attraction to this one woman. What does she do for you that others don't? Other than to make you nuts?

THRILLSEEKER 07-23-2003 11:43 AM

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NO ONE CARES!! SOOOOOO..................:D

:eureka: A seadoo with a promax :rolleyes:

SteveS 07-23-2003 11:49 AM

She must be able to 'suck the chrome of the bumber of a Peterbuild' for you to think of putting up with **** like that again:confused:

Cat to Water Lice?? WHAT, are you on DRUGS?

Good Luck, sounds like you'll need it.:)

HyperBaja 07-23-2003 11:55 AM

Allan 4 is a putz-- Not new news, that was all discovered 6 months ago. Selling cat for seadoo, I guess their both ***** boats, eggbeaters and squirters...but comeone, there is something said about someone who drives around in a 20' jet boat with out a big block on lake erie (I bet with the money you will make in selling the cat and buying a seadoo, there will be plenty left over for the Morgan...) Voodoo Lady, has the Morgan bottle already been open this early in the afternoon?

packinair 07-23-2003 11:58 AM

gunna buy me one of them 14.5' speedsters with the twin rotex motors....:eek: :eek: how will that handle the ride to put-in-bay..LOL

THRILLSEEKER 07-23-2003 12:02 PM

funny that you mention it, we used to ride to PIB and Kelleys in a 14 Seadoo all the time:drool: Sounds like someone threw a voodoo doll through the front door of a Seadoo dealership:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

stevebaretta 07-23-2003 12:05 PM

the only one that bothers me is #1, WTF unless kids are involved forget it. I know one guys who's married the same woman 3 times. Dumb MF

packinair 07-23-2003 12:05 PM

How do they handle erie.. I hear they will take just about whatever you have the stones to take them in?? oh yea, what is this I hear about you dating Allan4??

CigDaze 07-23-2003 12:05 PM

WTF are you talking about packinass?! You're a friggin idiot! You're worse than the damn turd that a fly lays after he's been chewing on my dog's ass! If you're back with your x-wife, she's not your "X" now is she. I know this must seen like rocket science for you, it's really simple. But at least there's hope for you yet. Well...maybe not. Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up. Your homo, post-operative transgender, hermaphrodite orgy, midget butt-slamming wet dreams must be keeping you up at night and your judgement is severely clouded! We've about had enough. So, why don't you sell the cat bacause the only thing you know how to pack is ass, get your little skidoo playtoy boat and run it off the niagara falls. At least that way you can have about 4 seconds of fame and the X might actually respact you!

P.S.
Allan is a putz!

CigDaze 07-23-2003 12:07 PM

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Dude, get a ride man! You look so pathetic at that busstop!

florida gator 07-23-2003 12:11 PM

What a dumbazz!

Did you forget; it's all pink inside, they're all whoes but your mama, your right hand won't give you any $hit, etc.

P.S.You and allan4 are putzs!

packinair 07-23-2003 12:14 PM


Originally posted by Baja Daze
Dude, get a ride man! You look so pathetic at that busstop!
You really wanna start a picture war with the master?? I have folders full of chit waiting for the next traviss battle. Don't make me start operation smash butthole daze

dockrocker 07-23-2003 12:17 PM

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Packin, you need this! ;)

THRILLSEEKER 07-23-2003 12:27 PM

packin, speaking from experience about Seadoos on Erie, they will handle it, but can you? Do you enjoy having your spine shoved out the top of your head? cuz that is what it is like. also stress crack city:( after a few good Erie poundings the gelcoat on your new Seadoo will look like Charlotte's Web, ya know your favorite show:D

Cord 07-23-2003 12:57 PM

Well, I guess that it's better to be back with your ex than to turn gay. Proably not much better than owning a seadoo though. :rolleyes:

CigDaze 07-23-2003 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by packinair
Don't make me start operation smash butthole daze

CigDaze 07-23-2003 01:00 PM

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Hey Packin'
Don't forget your favorite tunes when you buy that skidoo...

CigDaze 07-23-2003 01:01 PM

LOL! :D:D:D:D:D :p

dockrocker 07-23-2003 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Baja Daze
Hey Packin'
Don't forget your favorite tunes when you buy that skidoo...

Hey now....

packinair 07-23-2003 02:40 PM

I see how we are going to play this.... Tonight when I get home and dust off the traviss folder the fun shall begin:D I'll give this thread to 12:00am before poofed. keep inmind the uncensored was created cause of traviss and I:cool:

CigDaze 07-23-2003 03:18 PM


Originally posted by packinair
keep inmind the uncensored was created cause of traviss and I:cool:
I remember that quite well! LOL! ;) :D:D:D:D

Allan4 07-24-2003 12:23 AM

Okay stupid.....if you must.

I know you lay in bed at night with your Aqua man PJ's, velvet head band and cross dressed cabage patch kid with a gapping hole cut into the anal area....thinking of ways to belittle the all mighty A4, but your attempts, once again...are sub par. Most likely because you had a valid drivers license when you were in the 6th grade and live in a 3 wheeled shopping cart with a sun roof made of aluminum foil and twine. This does you little good, for the overpass really takes away from the view, as does the 400 pounder who sits on your face.

Becuase you look like a giraffe that was farted out the wrong hole in a surge of diarehia and had 90% of it's brain replaced with the cheese from underneith a goats sac, I will let you slide on you feeble attempts at humor at my expense....

Now get back to playing the "Jueaje" board with the Vampire killer you now pork-hump....and don't be surprised if it tells you that I did the pelvic damage to Buffy.....

That was light......you know the drill.....and Daze...I will pretend you kept to your self.....Hyper, why should I sweat the words of a kid who asks people how he can become a mustard farmer and learn the intracacies of verticle unrination and 3rd base.

Now....I need my rest.....

:D :D

puder 07-24-2003 12:34 AM

ROFL your back with your ex wife.


we should lay off you, give it a few weeks and you'll be getting a wicked smackdown.......

CAP071 07-24-2003 05:52 AM

THIS IS GREAT! THIS BEATS THE HELL OUTTA ANY FUN DAY AT THE POST-OFFICE!

birdog 07-24-2003 06:38 AM

DING............DING............DING............
WE HAVE A WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D

I have to say this....Packin...WTF are you doing getting back with the Voodoo chick ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sydwayz 07-24-2003 09:08 AM

Hey Pack, when you are done with her, drop me a line. I will put you in touch the manic depressive I don't want anything to do with here in VA.

HyperBaja 07-24-2003 09:15 AM


Originally posted by Allan4
Becuase you look like a giraffe that was farted out the wrong hole in a surge of diarehia and had 90% of it's brain replaced with the cheese from underneith a goats sac, I will let you slide on you feeble attempts at humor at my expense....

Giraffe? He wishes, he is only 4 feet tall!!!

;)


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