Best excuse to get out of a wedding
07-23-2003, 03:09 PM
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Dude.. I feel your pain. The problem is that it gets worse. Wait till they have kids. Then you have to go to birthday parties !!! It's horrible.
As far as an excuse.. Tell them to get married in the winter. Summer is too hot to be wearing a tux.
As far as an excuse.. Tell them to get married in the winter. Summer is too hot to be wearing a tux.
07-23-2003, 03:18 PM
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Tell your wife "I love going to weddings, although I feel guilty standing in a church wondering what sort of sexy lingerie the bride has on under her gown, and what she will be doing later that night. But Man do I love weddings!!!".
See when she asks you to go to the next one?
See when she asks you to go to the next one?
07-23-2003, 04:01 PM
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Try telling them that you love and respect them all too much to subject them to your presence............
T2x......... Just trying to be helpful.
T2x......... Just trying to be helpful.
07-23-2003, 04:51 PM
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tell them you just came back from a wonderful vacation in Beijing (by way of toronto) but unfortunatly have a little sore throat and are on the fence about weather or not to come to the wedding.
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07-23-2003, 05:10 PM
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Originally posted by THRILLSEEKER
easy, tell them piss off, that you are going to Island Fest and that is way more important than any wedding, tell the wife the same thing
easy, tell them piss off, that you are going to Island Fest and that is way more important than any wedding, tell the wife the same thing
07-23-2003, 06:32 PM
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Tell them you have to be at a boat race in the Bahamas because your wife bought you a One Design lease so you could feel the adrenaline rush of APBA Offshore Racing!
