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HyperBaja

07-24-2003 10:40 PM

lip gloss

whats the nicest way to tell the new gurlfriend not to wear so damn much of this crap?

Krumbsnatcher

07-24-2003 11:02 PM

Tell her she tastes like wax and boat gas when you kiss her.

Ted G

07-24-2003 11:35 PM

Explain to her that a little is nice to keep the zipper well lubed but too much and it builds up and makes a mess:D

Danny Usnik

07-25-2003 07:00 AM

Tell her it's like kissing Bozo the Clown. she will get the hint.

CigDaze

07-25-2003 07:22 AM

Tell her she's naturally beautiful and she doesn't need all that **** all over her face. Worked for me. I hate make-up!

Sydwayz

07-25-2003 07:48 AM

Isn't that stuff made from fish scales?

GLH	07-25-2003 07:51 AM

Tell her it leaves a trail of where her mouth has been.

HiPerf2000

07-25-2003 07:57 AM

Tell her that when your mom washed your underwear she found lip gloss stains and yelled at you. now your grounded. :D

kitten

07-25-2003 08:38 AM

Whoaaaa.He said, "What is the nicest way...."

BajaDaze you are the closest!! :p :p :p

97BossHammer

07-25-2003 09:01 AM

"Hey Honey......ease off the lip gloss"

as BajaDaze said just tell her you like her better without it on

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