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HyperBaja 07-24-2003 10:40 PM

lip gloss
 
whats the nicest way to tell the new gurlfriend not to wear so damn much of this crap?

Krumbsnatcher 07-24-2003 11:02 PM

Tell her she tastes like wax and boat gas when you kiss her.

Ted G 07-24-2003 11:35 PM

Explain to her that a little is nice to keep the zipper well lubed but too much and it builds up and makes a mess:D

Danny Usnik 07-25-2003 07:00 AM

Tell her it's like kissing Bozo the Clown. she will get the hint.

CigDaze 07-25-2003 07:22 AM

Tell her she's naturally beautiful and she doesn't need all that **** all over her face. Worked for me. I hate make-up!

Sydwayz 07-25-2003 07:48 AM

Isn't that stuff made from fish scales?

GLH 07-25-2003 07:51 AM

Tell her it leaves a trail of where her mouth has been.

HiPerf2000 07-25-2003 07:57 AM

Tell her that when your mom washed your underwear she found lip gloss stains and yelled at you. now your grounded. :D

kitten 07-25-2003 08:38 AM

Whoaaaa.He said, "What is the nicest way...."



BajaDaze you are the closest!! :p :p :p

97BossHammer 07-25-2003 09:01 AM

"Hey Honey......ease off the lip gloss"


as BajaDaze said just tell her you like her better without it on

Ron P 07-25-2003 10:55 AM

Tell her to wear more so it makes her look slutty.

She'll tone it down on her own.

H20 Cowgirl 07-25-2003 11:02 AM

You guys....:rolleyes:

You are pretty funny though.

wannabe 07-25-2003 11:02 AM

Whoa
 
Lot's of guys are obviously planning on getting New griends because the old ones are gonna dump-em!

SpectreBoy 07-25-2003 11:22 AM

Tell her your old girlfriend use to wear lip stuff just like hers and that you like it, it'll stop tomorrow.

CigDaze 07-25-2003 12:14 PM


Originally posted by kitten
Whoaaaa.He said, "What is the nicest way...."
BajaDaze you are the closest!! :p :p :p

Hard to believe, isn't it? :D ;)

Tbonepmp 07-25-2003 12:20 PM


Originally posted by 97BossHammer
"Hey Honey......ease off the lip gloss"


as BajaDaze said just tell her you like her better without it on

I AGREE... TELL HER YOU THINK IT LOOKS GOOFY AND IF SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT YOU.... YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE LIP GLOSS AGAIN... MAYBE START OFF BY ASKING HER, "WHY DO YOU WEAR SO MUCH LIP GLOSS?"


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