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Each year, the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any
word from the dictionary, alter it
by adding, subtracting or changing, only one letter and supply a new
definition.

Here are the 2002 winners:

11. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

10. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

9. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
laid.

8. Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

5. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

4. Osteopornosis: A "Degenerate" disease. (This one got extra credit.)

3. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right?
Then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

2. Glibido: All talk and no action.

And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:

1. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an as*hole

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