Wardey

Liquor Warning Labels
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>Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
>manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
>following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties
>of alcohol containers:
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>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
>hell happened to your bra and panties..
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
>are whispering when you are not.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
>a retard.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
>over and over again that you love them.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
>are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
>converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
>illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than
>most people..
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
>laughing WITH you.
>
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
>WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you kan
>tipe reel goood.


That's it for me.....I'm heading to the Keys to chase Lobsters !!!! See ya in a week. Wardey