Shane

A man was walking down the street when he
> > > was accosted by a particularly dirty and
> > > shabby-looking homeless man who asked
> > > him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
> > >
> > > The man took out his wallet, extracted ten
> > > dollars and asked, "If I give you this money,
> > > will you buy some beer with it instead?"
> > >
> > > "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the
> > > homeless man replied.
> > >
> > > "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying
> > > food?" the man asked.
> > >
> > > "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man
> > > said. "I need everything I can get just to
> > > stay alive."
> > >
> > > "Will you spend the money on greens fees at
> > > a golf course instead of food?" the man
> > > asked.
> > >
> > > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.
> > > "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
> > >
> > > "Will you spend the money on a woman in
> > > the red light district instead of food?" the
> > > man asked.
> > >
> > > "What disease would I get for ten lousy
> > > bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man.
> > >
> > > "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give
> > > you the money. Instead, I'm going to take
> > > you home for a terrific dinner cooked
> > > by my wife."
> > >
> > > The homeless man was astounded. "Won't
> > > your wife be
> > > furious with you for doing that?" I know I'm
> > > dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
> > >
> > > The man replied, "Hey, man, that's okay. I
> > > just want her to see what a man looks like
> > > who's given up beer, gambling, golf and
> > > sex.
> > >
> >

Dave M

Offshore Addiction

Steve 1

Madcow

CigDaze

LOL!

TEAMBAJA

Ive heard this one before, but its still great!