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08-22-2003, 08:22 AM
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OT - Friday Funny
What men want...
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Oh, wait, you misread it...please only read lines 1, 3 and 5
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Oh, wait, you misread it...please only read lines 1, 3 and 5
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08-22-2003, 08:39 AM
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Before It Starts
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in
front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it
starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, the man says,
"Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks angry, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He
finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another
beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells, "Is that all you're going to do tonight?
Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You¹re nothing but a lazy, drunken,
fat slob."
The man sighs and says, "It started..."
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in
front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it
starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, the man says,
"Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks angry, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He
finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another
beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells, "Is that all you're going to do tonight?
Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You¹re nothing but a lazy, drunken,
fat slob."
The man sighs and says, "It started..."
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