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Old 08-01-2003, 05:38 PM
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The Lie Clock:

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a "Lie-Clock". Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.

The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."


"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Heaven's Main Office. We're using it as a ceiling fan."



(Credit goes to Neda on that one.)
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For the record, I still like Bush though.
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Must be using Clinton's clock for a propeller. So what's up Cat did you get your boat wet yet?
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Been trying to picture the hull in the water at speed. How did it handle?
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