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the boats dont make people ass#### it the people that make them, ive seen several people on bayliner that think there crap dont stink.
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Mr. Offshore,
I know all to well how things can rub off of people. It takes a true good hearted person to admit that. Also, I wanted to thank you and everyone else for helping me. There are something's that I have been reading and you guys are funny. One thing is for sure I'm a C-gar kinda Gal. It is a matter of preference. I like how they look. I sure LOVE the way they ride in hot water. I had the best time when Jeffery took me to Catalina. The water was choppy and we were going fast. Fun times. I was sold. |
Originally posted by johnnyboatman the boats dont make people ass#### it the people that make them, ive seen several people on bayliner that think there crap dont stink. That's Funny and so true. ;) LMAO |
I own a Fountain and I am NOT an ASS****. However, everyone else and their sh***y, inferior boat is.
Beakless = dickless. End of story, losers. BTW - I have custom-made lizardskin topsiders. I'm wearing them right now. |
Roux
That was harsh. SO since you seem to be SO sure of yourself then tell me and everyone else why you think C-gars are not as good as Funny Beaks... |
. . . FUNNY BEAKS . .!!! ??!!!
I'll have you know - REGGIE FOUNTAIN invented FUNNY EFFIN' BEAKS. It is a major breakthrough in warp-speed hydrodynamics. You must drive a bayliner. I also have a gold lamay members only jacket, and I am wearing it right now. |
How does that quote go... oh yea... "You must be the last member" -Shallow Hal
So Seriously Roux why do you think Fountain is better? PS I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing. :) |
Originally posted by rouxsterre I own a Fountain and I am NOT an ASS****. However, everyone else and their sh***y, inferior boat is. Like the guy driving listening to the radio that hears on the traffic report; "WATCH OUT THERE IS AN IDIOT ON HIGHWAY 95 GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION" While dodging all the cars he yells; "THERE'S MORE THAN ONE!" |
I am not an as@#$le. but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night
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I DON'T think Fountain is better. I don't think anyone with any knowledge of these boats does. As was said before, they are two different boats. Both have a solid pedigree, proven on the water at many different venues.
I personally would prefer a big Cigarette in BIG water. On the other hand, it's difficult to argue with the bang-for-the-buck factor that Fountain brings to the table. For lakes and rivers, and moderate offshore conditions, a Fountain can compare very favorably with Cigarette. In terms of *prestige*, and owning the end-all in currently produced OFFSHORE (read SERIOUS blue-water) legends, bite the bullet, empty the vault, and buy a Cigarette. I currently drive a 32 Fever, I boat in the Pacific Ocean, and there are VERY few days where I would hesitate to exit the jetty into Pacific Blue, go out and have a ball. The Fountain features very robust construction, and with judicious use of trim and tabs, I can go out and cruise in most crap at 60-70, and can knock on 80 (conditions permitting). All for less than 80k. Tough to argue with that. I have gold chains, and I am wearing them right now. And skanky girls LOVE me. |
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