Elvis throw rug...

FROM MY VAN

that Mama bought

down at the

Pecker's flee market

and coin laundry

change ran short

so I hotwierd

the money machine

with my buck-knife

quarters came rolling

to buy a ...

fifty cent condom

so I could ....

find a girl?

visit my girlfriend/cousin

calls me daddy

Well? Who will ....

while doin' it

on top'a Elvis

using goose grease

*sorry for the interuption.... but that one post will poof this whole thing if it isnt removed.... that pic is for another section dont ya think?* now back to your regularly scheduled program already in progress.

to reduce friction

Jesse James screwed

the whole board

including old friends

and trailer trash chicks

After the reaming

She began screaming

DON'T TOUCH ME!

you freeking pervert

With That Little :D

2 inch tool

you big fool

And then he

shook it twice

said "thats not nice"

and blew his

and she said

that's just sick