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to get a
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Phil told him
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He needs Viagra
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but you can't
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...rhyme with Viagra
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rhymed with duck
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So he decided...
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that he would suck
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Chuck like a
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death row felon
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friendly reach around...
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which was swellin....
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call me Helen...
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Suddenly it happened
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took one look...
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he was YELLIN
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"LOOK AT THOSE........"
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They're really huge
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Big Blue Eyes
(LOL you know what I mean ;) :D :p ) |
Oh you guys....:D
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have just got
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one track minds
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offshoreonly minds that...
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are just totally
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focused on big
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boats, boobs, and beers
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not to mention
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A little frustration.....
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from recent castration.....
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From his Ex-Wife
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Just then he
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suddenly remembered that
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she has a
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jar that contains...
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all her previous
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Ex's you know
(I'm at work and couldn't resist) |
She reached in...
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her bag-o tricks
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Pulled out a
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Fat twelve inch .........
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