If you ever come to a Local Philly Bar Hi-Perf -2000 is usually under the bar drunk with a drunk woman.:D


Oh I'm Usually out in the parking lot at about 3 am with the drunk old ladies :crazy:

Wait, I get the lotion, but what am I supposed to do with the paper towel?

I always carry wet wipes with me to clean her chin up

And who said chivalry is dead?


And hey donzi matt- if you don't know what to do with the paper towel, then you haven't used enough lotion. :D ;)

Gotta help her out unless she has a loooooong tounge

Hey Cap, What is a local Philly Bar? Names?:D