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The Wizard 08-13-2003 09:19 AM

looking for a female to............
 
Hi Gals......

I'm looking for a female companion to ride to south Fla. with me to pick up my new boat and spend a week there...... all expenses paid of course........:D :D :D Anyone interested......... or do I have a better shot playing lotto...... or getting bit by a dinosaurs:D :D :D


:crazy: zzie

Shane 08-13-2003 09:25 AM

Dude...you CRACK ME UP!:D :D :D

JUSTONCE 08-13-2003 09:30 AM

Dude you're not gonna get some girl that doesn't know you to go. You need to take 2 with you then she'll be more comfortable.;) :D

TEAMBAJA 08-13-2003 09:31 AM

Ive seen a couple skanky women hanging out at the local watering holes. I might even be able to hook you up with a couple of them, but you may want to clean them up a bit before you let them in the truck!

Shane 08-13-2003 09:32 AM

Ozzie, PLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEEE take my wife and I will pay YOU!:crazy: :eureka:

JUSTONCE 08-13-2003 09:34 AM


Originally posted by Shane
Ozzie, PLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEEE take my wife and I will pay YOU!:crazy: :eureka:
lmao:D

Shane 08-13-2003 09:34 AM

On second thought, if I succept you to that much torture, you will never give me ride in that new beauty! Prior post shall be stricken from the record.:p

frequentflyer 08-13-2003 09:38 AM

Dude... Rent.. It's cheaper... :D

cuda 08-13-2003 09:40 AM

There are plenty to rent once you get here.:rolleyes:

The Wizard 08-13-2003 09:43 AM

come on now ladies, don't be shy....:D :D :D lets have some fun!!!!!!!!!!

Peconic 08-13-2003 09:56 AM

Another victim of unscrupulous advertising.

wingsonwater1 08-13-2003 09:57 AM

TAKE A COUPLE OF THE SCORES GIRLS DOWN WITH YOU AND THEY WILL END UP WORKING THE S.FLA CLUB FOR A FEW NIGHTS AND PRETTY SOON YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY A BIGGER BOAT.

kitten 08-13-2003 09:57 AM

Please send pic of boat :cool:

SpeedGirl 08-13-2003 10:14 AM


Originally posted by kitten
Please send pic of boat :cool:
And Truck..... :crazy:

JUSTONCE 08-13-2003 10:20 AM

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here ya go :D

ActiveThunderTodd 08-13-2003 10:21 AM

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You know that idea isn't so bad...infact my fiance and I got to know each other as she came with me to pick my boat up from Fl. 2 yrs ago May. I was lementing to some friends how I wished I could find a girl who would like to go to Fl. for a couple of weeks with me. They said they knew this girl who was unattached at the time and they were sure she would love to go. So we went out on a few dates around home then hit the road. The rest is history. We hit it off and last Oct i asked her to marry me.

So the moral of the story....It never hurts to ask. :D:D

BTW this is Tracy.

Steve 1 08-13-2003 10:24 AM

Real cool story Todd Best of luck to you Two:)

lucy 08-13-2003 10:28 AM

call boatless blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Wizard 08-13-2003 10:33 AM

ok...ok..ok....I'm working on it


The boat is 11 ft. long, 14 ft. wide... runs about 110 MPH. Some people mistake it for a hot tub......lmao!! But I can run with 6 people in 3-4 chop at about 85 mph.
Can you see it? a hot tub running in the ocean at 85 mph in 3-4 spanking everyone? I think I'm losing it:crazy:

The truck is a 1949 with 450,000 miles but it's like new. You would never know it unless i told you:D :D :D If we stretch our arms out the windows and flap them up and down real fast at the same time, we can get 38 MPH on the highway, not bad right?

Now I know you want me ...D:D lol






:crazy: zzie

TEAMBAJA 08-13-2003 10:36 AM


Originally posted by lucy
call boatless blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell, I'll call her. Whats the # ?

The Wizard 08-13-2003 10:58 AM

Great story Todd.........

Mrs Cord 08-13-2003 11:27 AM

Money talks!

Shane 08-13-2003 11:28 AM

Hey Oz man,

Go get a a female Labrador. She will be a faithful and loyal companion for life!:D

The Wizard 08-13-2003 11:33 AM

What are we saying here Shane?:D :D

Phantom1 08-13-2003 11:38 AM

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Maybe you'll find a nice hitchhiker along the way-

Reindl Powerboats 08-13-2003 12:45 PM

Great story Todd!

magnum27 08-13-2003 12:58 PM

Like ThunderTodd I too toke a girl to Florida last summer to watch the Sarasota boat races, hardly new her, well to make a long story short we got married just two months age and it all started from just needing someone to go to the races with me. I don't now but maybe Florida just does that to ya. Guys watch who you take to Florida, She better be worth it.

GLH 08-13-2003 01:00 PM


Originally posted by Phantom1
Maybe you'll find a nice hitchhiker along the way-
I don't think he's going to Vegas, Phantom!!!

ChrisK 08-13-2003 01:20 PM

Dang y'all are bringing women here and end up marrying them and I cant even get one to go out with me! Sheeesh... whats the dealio :confused: :p :D


Then again... I guess ya need to ask to get a date... :rolleyes: Have I said I hate being single lately?

BatGirl 08-13-2003 02:09 PM

Send a pict of the "whole package", the boat, truck, and you!!! Already live in Fla, but am heading back up to NY, maybe your ride is more fun than Jet Blue! LOL
BG XO
PS. Cost you are so bad!!

gdfatha 08-13-2003 02:15 PM

Active Thunder
 
Your Tracy looks like a twin to the retired but lovely tennis star, Tracy Austin...:) :) :)

The Wizard 08-13-2003 08:27 PM

there you go........

Batgirl, I wish i had some photos to send you but, I have one better for ya, I'll be in Fort Myers on Friday morning and weekend. PM me and maybe we can hook up. You can run shot gun with me if you wish,:Dand..... you can see the "whole package" up close" :D:D

Ciao for now....

CAP071 08-13-2003 08:32 PM

I have a real sweet looking blow up doll from my birthday last year If ya want stop in philly and pick her up just be gentle she pops easy .

GLH 08-13-2003 08:34 PM

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Here's a pic of Batgirl she posted a while back!!! Nice of you to visit!!! ( I like digging that thing out! )

The Wizard 08-13-2003 08:35 PM

ok folks I'm outta here,

I'm leaving Long Island at 10PM this evening. Hope everyones well and see you in a few days "maybe with Batgirl" ;D lol I'll be in the truck sing "Country road.....take me home..........to the place...........I BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!"OH BROTHER THAT WAS BAD.....


;Dzzie

thunderdan 08-13-2003 09:10 PM

Be safe Ozzie and I look forward to seeing your new machine.

wingsonwater1 08-14-2003 08:42 AM

PS. Cost you are so bad!! [/B][/QUOTE]




GOOD TO HERE FROM YOU "BATGIRL"
I PLAN ON MAKING THE TRIP TO TAMPA OR KEYWEST
TALK WITH YA SOON

BatGirl 08-15-2003 12:03 PM

Ozzie,
Ft Meyer's? Ummmmm, Do I smell a new Nortech??? Nice! Unfortunatly do to health reasons I had to cancel my trip to NY. I will be there next month for the Glen Cove Poker Run. Will PM you.

GLH, Damm I have to send you new picts! You are wearing that one out. Website will be up soon with better ones. How was your Champlain Run? Sorry I missed it. Trying to make it up to Saratoga for the last week of racing after Sarasota race.

Cost, I have to wait till Tampa or Key West to see you?? Get your butt down here for the Sarasota race! Come On, thats where it all began 3 years ago. I need someone to go out and test with me and maybe we can get some real BIG water like last time. That was BAT Ass! Auctually the whole weekend was. Now get down here!!!
BG XOXO


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