OT. Bill Clintons jogging experience
08-13-2003, 10:01 AM
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OT. Bill Clintons jogging experience
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Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself
as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by. She'd holler, "Fifty dollars!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street
corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary
would wonder what Bill had been really doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker where she always stood. Bill tried
to evade the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled,
"See what you get for five bucks
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself
as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by. She'd holler, "Fifty dollars!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street
corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary
would wonder what Bill had been really doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker where she always stood. Bill tried
to evade the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled,
"See what you get for five bucks
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