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boot 08-13-2003 04:54 PM

WHo is the DIRT BAG ?
 
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Who's truck looks like this ?:eek:

This is one of my customers trucks !I could not beleive some could drive some thign like this . And it was 2 young women that brought it ! You think the ladys might be a little cleaner ?

boot 08-13-2003 04:57 PM

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Here's another ! Notice the white furry stuff in the cup holder and growing (YES GROWING ) on the boot ?!?

Talk about sticky ! GLad I didn't have to work INSIDE the truck !:crazy:

boot 08-13-2003 04:59 PM

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SO how many of you keep your truck in top shape like these ladys do ?

Playn 08-13-2003 05:00 PM

NICE!! I hope he doesn't own a boat:(

boot 08-13-2003 05:09 PM

You know , I can understand some DIRT , in a real work truck . But When things are GROWING , and getting closer to you while you drive ??? I was afraid it was going to grab my leg !!!:eek:

PLayn, they don't have a boat but the inside of their HORSE TRAILER would be a better place to lay down and take a nap !:confused:

cuda 08-13-2003 05:15 PM

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Here's mine after 122,000 miles as a work truck.

cuda 08-13-2003 05:18 PM

I found the secret to keeping the crap from stinking in the cup holder. What happens is the condensation of the cups keeps it full of water. I get one of those little round sponges that Deb uses to put make up on, and I sit it in the bottom of the cup holder. I just hold it out the window and squeeze it out when it gets saturated. They last about six months before you need to change them. Before that, PHEW! That thing would get ripe!

SLINGSHOT 08-13-2003 05:41 PM

horse *****es

MrCIG 08-13-2003 05:44 PM

Looks like half my technicians trucks. They don't pay for them they don't care.
I myself can not drive a vehicle like that

TEAMBAJA 08-13-2003 05:50 PM

I have seen absolutely everything you can imagine on our trade-ins.

I was cleaning out an old escort a few years ago, and found just about every article of clothing, including some nasty underwear stuffed under the seat. Found a bag of roaches (pot, not the bug!) a few months ago.

Still waiting to find an envelope full of cash though......

Wasabe 08-13-2003 06:31 PM

Dude, That's gnarly! :fish:

CAP071 08-13-2003 06:50 PM

When I worked at a local dealership I was working in a car under the dash and a f -ING flea bit me then I seen the whole rear seat was full of them. I even had a woman come in once with a used Vibrator under her seat OH man the stories I could tell you on what i find in people's cars when they drop em off to be fixed

PhantomChaos 08-13-2003 06:58 PM

You should see DEVILMAN's truck......disgusting!

Wasabe 08-13-2003 06:59 PM

Okay that is so wrong. Gross.

ChrisK 08-13-2003 09:08 PM

I have seen trucks like that as well....

But I had to work INSIDE them. I was instaling car phones.. in work trucks a lot. Landscapers, construction, you name it. I had one infested with ants! another roached everywhere(the bug!).. some days I would get done with a car or truck.. look at my boss and then just go home to shower and change... he would not even say a word.....

As for the best thing I ever found in a car.... I was working on a trade in car at a dealership I worked at when I first moved to FL.. I found a diamond tennis bracelet under the back seat! Cha ching!

kyle55 08-13-2003 09:12 PM

I repair leather on cars and I've worked on GMAC repos at auctions that would make you throw up. I'm talking fleas, roaches(not pot and pot type), needles, rubbers etc. This goes for rent cars too, people could give a **** less when its not theirs. Rent cars are good for dirty mags, you just have to wear gloves when you look at them.

rainmn 08-13-2003 09:36 PM

Chris K - I feel your pain. I was a car audio / alarm / phone installer for years when I was younger. I can't even begin to talk about how nasty some peoples cars were. My favorites used to be the salesmen with crap covering everything in the car but the driver's seat. Used to piss them off good when I told them THEY had to clean all that crap out before I could install the phone.
And work trucks..well, let's just say I've worked on some that made Boot's customer's truck look clean.
You gotta love it when the truck has so mcuh mud in it you need a shovel to find the screws in the sill plates.
I once found naked pictures of a guy's butt ugly wife in his car. That one almost made me vomit. :mad:

Strip Poker 388 08-13-2003 11:05 PM

Piggs

ragtop409 08-13-2003 11:08 PM

Boot next time take pictures of the chicks not there truck. :D Rag's :D

bucky 08-14-2003 04:31 AM

Worst ever was a hog, yes, a fricking hog in the trunk of a trade in. Va in August. Stink? Ya think? The man that opened the trunk lost his lunch right there. Thing had been dead about a week.

THRILLSEEKER 08-14-2003 06:13 AM

The inside and outside of my truck is always filthy:rolleyes: Nothing growing but dusty and dirty. I work inside a gravel pit so it is virtually impossible to keep a vehicle clean, so I gave up a long time ago:o

GO4BROKE 08-14-2003 06:22 AM

I had a customer bring in a car full of trash up to the windows, except the drivers seat, and a dead kitten in the trunk. Needless to say we refused to work on it. She came back a year later, and was again refused, no change in the mess.

Offshore Addiction 08-14-2003 07:00 AM

OMG- Nasty....

Audiofn 08-14-2003 07:17 AM

Man that is nasty!!!! I have had people drop their cars off looking like that and I tell them thanks but no thanks. I refused to work on vehicals that are like that. My truck has a lot of clutter in it (programers and computer stuff and product) but at leaste it is clean!! I would NEVER get into that thing. You are more likely to get sick doing work on cars like that than you know.

Jon

MovinOn 08-14-2003 07:45 AM

If their truck inside's looked like that..can you imagine what their undies look like,??? eeeweeeeeeee

Sydwayz 08-14-2003 07:51 AM

I worked at a Dealer in High School... (Synder's Auto; Payton).

There was this one "big" lady, that brought her Chrysler K car in for service once in a while. That car was HORRIBLE. Cat litter, cat droppings, left over food, and top off with her BO. We literally used to draw straws on who would drive it into the shop. Then, we would drive it in 1st gear sitting on the door sill, torso out, to breath fresh air.

Iggy 08-14-2003 08:44 AM

I used to work part time for Budget Reat-A-Car at the Orlando International Airport as a driver. We used to move the cars from the drop-off area back to the lot for cleaning and servicing.
I never saw such a mess. The tourists just didn't care. The back seats would be full of food containers, news papers, shopping bags, etc.
The worst is when they leave dirty diapers stuffed under the seat. Problem is we wouldn't find them for several days, maybe a week. Sometimes the cars would sit in the hot Florida sun for days/weeks before being cleaned. There were times we'd open a door and that awful stench would come rolling out. Make me puke!!

Then there were times we found good stuff. Found a paper bag containing 1200.00 cash. Cameras, wallets, video cams, jackets, brand new clothes still in the bag with tags, joints, always found loose change.

CigDaze 08-14-2003 08:57 AM

Absolutely nasty. Those are some dirty bitshes.

boot 08-14-2003 09:09 AM

ragtop409, I am surprised you are the only one that got that !

:D

I work on a ton of trucks .Some are spot less and some are dirty . I don't care too much , but this is way beyond . The funny thing is most of my customers are (or so they think) real high end horsey people ! Flying all over the world showing and buying million dollar horses ! And they are towing them around in something like this ? :rolleyes: REAL CLASSY !

I always wondered, whne the truck begins to stink to a point , don't you think they would get sick from the smell too ! It has become such a habbit with me now ,when I walk into the shop in the morning , I hold my breath and open all the customers windows and walk a way for while to let them air out ! I notice someo people leave their windows open to help keep the smeel down . I love those ! I make sure the windows are closed tight on the 100 degree days when they come to get them ! :D :D

I noticed too that years ago I used to see tons of girly magazines and nude photos of their wives and girl friends laying around in trucks . Never see that any more ...... Maybe they just hide them now !:D

cuda 08-14-2003 08:43 PM

I read some pointers on picking out renters for your property. They said if you want to see how they will keep your house, look in their car.

R Addiction 08-14-2003 08:53 PM

Figure it out....Horses!!! All the horse people vehicles i have worked on are friggin' nasty!!!!

One time a customer bought in his car complaining of a smell. bought the car in and within' a few agonizing gagging minutes I found a half full yogurt cup under the seat with the rest of the cup full of green and black mold.

Had a Subaru come in with a "smell of death" coming from the vents with the blower on. Dropped the blower and there was a decomposed mouse in the cage. Thank God now all I work on are newer GM cars and the worst it gets is the chain smokers!!!!:mad:

pwam1 08-14-2003 11:30 PM

The other side of the coin:

I used to buy and sell small airplanes. I looked at a particular one that was a drug confiscation, grossly neglected, was a real pig.

Turned it down flat.
About a month later, called the Sherrif in charge to see if they were willing to lower their price, when he told me that someone had bought it, had a mechanic start an inspection on it, and when the mechanic saw something strange up inside a wing, reached in and pulled out a wad of bills--$18,000 worth.

I could have bought it for $12K

R Addiction 08-15-2003 07:18 AM

OUCH!!!!!:eek:


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