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Today's Dumbass award......8/27/2003

Old 08-27-2003, 09:14 AM
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Today's Dumbass award......8/27/2003

I have today's dumbass award..... I was at work today when I was called to a gas station in a local town(I am a paramedic). The assignment was for a "man's head caught in a lift?"..........so here's the story. A local tow truck driver was dropping off a broken down vehicle at the gas station. It was a flatbed type tow truck. After safely placing the car on the ground the operator of the tow truck started sliding the flat bed back into position....apparently, the bed was almost back in position when he noticed a hydraulic line kinked. He bent over to unkink it and in the process of doing so....somehow he smushed his head between the frame of the truck and the moving hydraulic lift bed. OUCH!! I think that this may somehow qualify for a Darwin award...what do you think?

P.S.- He did'nt die....broken jaw, fractured skull and internal brain hemorrhage....but, he did'nt die
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Old 08-27-2003, 09:25 AM
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Oh man!!!! And i thought having the hatch of my old 1984 Scarab fall on my head hurt!!!

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UHHHH. parrrrrrrrrrDUN mehhhh SiR! but could yough possibly gg gghettt this th th thiinggg g gg offf mah hed pleeease
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:43 PM
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Awwwww man..........!!! Yeeooww.

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