When you own a Fountain...Who needs pickup lines?:p

suck or swim!!!!!!

Hey there.... You know I have a boat.?.

This labeled by my non boat owning co-workers.
If they only knew.

Yeah, cause what can you say to cover THAT up?:D

Bahahaha! These are great! From a chick's perspective, I was trying to decide which one might really work - hmmm.........

Yeah, this one might.......

Just having the boat was enough in itself!!! It puts you right in front of the other guys who can't say the magic words.... "Let's go for a ride". A lot of times, we would just hang out in the boat drinking an listening to tunes and the girls just come up.... best one though.... she made the offer right up front..... she'll take off her top and bring a round of drinks from the bar for a ride.... and now the ringer.... she was with her boyfriend and brother..... they were a bunch of fun!!!

Nice one. It seems that topless girls and boating goes hand in hand.

When I met my Fiance' I figured id impress her a little by telling her about my two boats, the first words out of her mouth was" I hate boats and hate the water":eek: :eek: She seen "Jaws" too many times! :rolleyes:

I took a Lady out on my boat for a day on the lake and its 24 years later I have a 24 year old son, still have the lady and a 50' Cary. Not a bad deal!!!!!

Well this weekend I tried the "Hey lets go for a boat ride" then scard the livin **** outa her.......8 footers in a 28ft. boat,,,,,,,,jeez wonder why she was scared:confused: :crazy: