Best pick up lines (Boat Related)
 

Ok lets hear em.


Hey baby, wanna go for a ride on my big dinghy? :crazy:

HAVE YA EVER SLEPT WITH A WORLD CHAMPION BEFORE? NO. DO YOU WANT TO?
IT WORKED A COUPLE OF TIMES. with my girlfriend

Ask a girl if she's ever sipped on a margarita laying on a boat watching a sunset on a calm night.

she'll go.

Want to go down to the bay for lunch and i will show you my dads "CIGARETTE"boat?It was a 31 Chris Craft Stinger.I scored that first night on the second half of the date and have been married to the b$#^h for 15 years:eek: :crazy: One of dem dare boat w%$res.

~Her: So which boat are we going to ride on?
~Me: mine...
~Her: Which one is yours?
~Me: that one...
~Her: WOW...............;)

cigracer, the last time I tried that line, the girl started getting on the Lyman docked next to me:rolleyes:

LOL. :D

Her: So which boat are we going to ride on?
~Me: mine...
~Her: Which one is yours?
~Me: that one...
~Her: OWE...............
:rolleyes:
~Me:I said this one
~Her: But I like this one.
~Me: Get off That boat
~Her: bye.
~Cigracer: Hey there.
~Me dammit Fu@k **** I need a bigger boat:mad:
:D :D :D

If you're impressed with me filling up the tanks in this big-azz boat, you should see how I can pump you full of @#$. :D:rolleyes:

my old lady gets pissed when i pick up chicks with my boat