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puder 09-01-2003 12:53 AM

best homeless person scam ever!
 
i am SO pisse di didn;t have my digital camera! I was in NYC last night having a grand old time causing trouble and having a few laughs. Me my buddy and teh twoladies freiend we have with us are driving down 42nd street sand are sitting ata light in traffic. I look over on eth side walk and there is a bum in full dessert camo and a towelon his head dressed up as Osama Bin Laden and he has a sign that reads "Tell me off for $2"

I gave quicky found 2 singles a rolled them up into a ball and hucked them otu teh wiundow of my car at him and informed his that he was the single most creative bum i'd ever seen! Followed up by my $2 rant of "You Suck!"

i was wholey entertained and it was worth every penny. My only regret was taht i don't have a picture of this nutcase.

rouxsterre 09-01-2003 01:27 AM

New York has - BY FAR - the most imaginative and creative indigents of any major metropolitan area.

The "Osama" act probably qualifies as one of the more ballsy, all things considered.

Guy's probably doing it three to four hours, 4 days a week, and driving home in his brand-new Mercedes-Benz S-class sedan at the end of the day.

In NYC, you NEVER know. . . .

Wasabe 09-01-2003 01:43 AM

That's why I don't live there. It's nuts.

R Addiction 09-01-2003 07:33 AM

How much do I have to pay for KICKIN' HIS ASS?:mad:

R Addiction 09-01-2003 07:34 AM

Or maybe I could get some people together to PAY me to kick his A$$!!!:eureka:

puder 09-01-2003 01:35 PM


Originally posted by Troutly
You should of grabbed him and hauled him to your nearest FBI office to see if you could claim the $25 million reward! :p
lol!!!

naw we were on our way to Scores. $25 mil would have been nice, but come on the ladies we had with us were screaming they wanted lap dances!!!!

Danny Usnik 09-01-2003 01:50 PM

You can get a hell of a lap dance for $25,000,000.

Ron P 09-01-2003 04:52 PM

How about the cowboy dude in his underwear in Times Square. He's famous now.

glassdave 09-01-2003 06:26 PM

saw a guy on a corner here once that had a sign that said "why lie . . i want a beer". he was rake'n it in . i think we even tossed him a buck or two :D :D :D

Madcow 09-01-2003 08:09 PM


Originally posted by glassdave
saw a guy on a corner here once that had a sign that said "why lie . . i want a beer". he was rake'n it in . i think we even tossed him a buck or two :D :D :D
Was it Stevie? He did that in Key West a couple of years ago.:D


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