OT Saturday Humor Attempt
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OT Saturday Humor Attempt
MAKING LOVE
The italian says,"When I've a finished a makina da
love with ah my wife,
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she
floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies."Zat is noting, when Ah've
finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za
soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The redneck says, "That aint nothing buddy. When I've
finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling.
The italian says,"When I've a finished a makina da
love with ah my wife,
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she
floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies."Zat is noting, when Ah've
finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za
soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The redneck says, "That aint nothing buddy. When I've
finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling.