O T: The rest of the Hussein family...
 

Now that Uday & Qusay Hussein have been eliminated,a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American coalition authorities.

These are the following:

The Brothers:

Sooflay the restaurateur
Guday the half-Australian brother
Huray the sports fanatic
Sashay the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay the twins from the African mother
Sayhay the baseball player
Ojay the stalker/murderer
Gulay the singer/entertainer
Ebay the internet czar
Biliray the country music star
Ecksray the radiologist
Puray the blender factory owner
Regay the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay the one with bad hair

The Sisters:

Lattay the coffee shop owner
Bufay the 300 pound sister
Dushay the clean sister
Phayray the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway the grocery store owner
Ollay the half-Mexican sister
Gudlay the prostitute


Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.