OT: Friday funny
> Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life. Chapter 1; verses
> 1-15: > > 1. In the beginning was the Plan. > > 2. And then came the Assumptions. > > 3. And the Assumptions were without form. > > 4. And the Plan was without Substance. > > 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. > > 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock > of sh** and it stinks." > > 7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a > crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell." > > 8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a > container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that > none may abide by it." > > 9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a > vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." > > 10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one > another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it > is very strong." > > 11. And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto > them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful." > > 12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto > him, "It has very powerful effects." > > 13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. > > 14. And the Plan became Policy. > > 15. And that is how sh** happens. |
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