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Old 10-08-2003, 12:52 PM
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A VERY timely Hump Day Classic.........

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs
fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan
took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead,
the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down
some notes. Next, he lifted the! Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then
lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one
last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?"

Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under a Yankees hat, I find an as*hole."



GO SAAAWWKKSSS !!!!!!!!!
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LMAO! That one gets ya the coveted Troutly Five Award!!!
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