The Big D
 

Tell me, what am I in for here, I am a long time lurker and need some advice. 1 yr marriage is over. Am I sunk? Do I have to move in with Patrick. I will not live with Squigward.

um? wecome aboard.

I think your in for shananigans with that post:confused:

OG:cool:

P.S. - I am running a special on a few of my ladies this month:D

:confused:

First off you should lose the square pants........

Dude, it's only 2:00 in the afternoon!! SOBER UP and get on with your life!!:D :D

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:confused:

UHHH??

OHHHHHhhhhhh..........I get it now, you meant DIVORSE....Whew, for a second there I thought you were commenting on your alternative lifestyle.
Big D... :D

ok the divorce we understand, but who the fu^k is Patrick and squigward??


YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE MAGIC CRABBY PATTIES;)

trust me I has some at a poker run earlier this year and I havent been right since:eek: :crazy:

I thought you had eaten some thing that upset your stomach.

At my house, the BIG D refers to something that takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean up after.

The more severe BIG RED D refers to something that requires bathing to clean up...

sing along.........

Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!


Just stay away from the county fair with the hookers.:)

:D :D :D :D

Hey guys, you know me and this is for real. Baja got it. I am really bummed and I will let you know later. Have to watch for lurkers. I know it is not the end of the world but a little help would be nice. I will know more next week. I like the dog pic. I am not a paying member, but I can see pics.

Now thats FUNNY :):):)

.....Yeah, don't move in with Patrick,
or Squidworth.
You need to hook up with that
female squirrel Sandy :D :D

Enjoy the single life, go jellyfishing!
:D

" Join up. Post a pix of her. We'll then let you know what you should do... "




LMFAO,




Over & Out,
Dano

I think the one year mark is where the courts draw the line. After one year they start to beat you up. This is the chit I'd be worried about. The emotional stuff will pass quickly. There are millions of good chicks on the market. Take your time. It's kind of like buying a boat, take them all for a ride... and don't buy the first one you see!
:D :D :D

sb

good luck , I don't have any real advice other than :

stay off the seaWEED.:D

does she feel the same way?
maybe separation for a while????
or JOINT counseling will allow the conselor to be a middle person so each can express what their concerns are.

you WILL need a slipable boat if it comes to separation.
a guy needs a place to sleep right??? so, let's do some shopping


but, I'm no expert, sorry......

Now Cuda where did you come up with that??? never mind..
The fairs in FL must be different than VT!:D:D:D

I'd shack up with Sandy Cheeks myself :p

Headed for the Big D and I don't mean Dallas.
 

Sorry to hear about your loss.


A toast to you:


Here's to staying SINGLE
Drinking DOUBLE and,
Sleeping TRIPLE,


Best of luck to ya,




Over & Out,
Dano

It's from a Sponge Bob espisode. I've never seen any of them, but my cousin tells me all about it.:rolleyes:

Went to Ruth's Chris last night.
Butter-seared heavily marbled Ribeye, Spinach au-gratin, and garlic butter snails.

Got the BIG D...

Spongebob-

First of let me say it's hard to call you Spongebob...I have a four year old daughter, and I keep imagining a little yellow sponge crying and it makes me very sad.

But seriously, most of us have been through divorce, and keep hope alive, there is someone out there for you and you will find her when you least expect it. Trust me on this one, who knew the love of my life would be a 40 year old that can't think about anything other than boats, better known as "The Illustrious One".

Ifyou need to talk about it you can email me. Anything (well almost anything) to help a fellow OSOer.

Terra Stinson;) ;) :D

Dr. Atkins says its not a problem.
Been eating like that for most of this year. Dropped 37 pounds, cholesterol dropped from 268 to 192, blood pressure dropped from 158/102 to 135/78.

I've sworn off healthy food.

As long as I don't fall and hit my head, all will be swell..

ahhh----love is grand....divorce is twenty grand

Terra,


Most means majority. LOL!


Maybe that should be the next Poll, thread.





Over & Out,
Dano

LOL Dano-

From what I have witnessed in this business, seems to have quite a few casualities of the marriage war. Maybe it would be a good poll

Terra

It would be a great Poll. The responds would be great.
I would love to read it. I can't partake though because I think to be divorced you would have to have been married.


LOL !



Seriously ( first for me ) start that thread. You may be right. That thread may get more posts then any of the APACHE threads.


Listening to boaters ***** about their X's, is better then any supermarket magazine.




Over & Out,
Dano

Obviously you are a paying member with a different board name. Life can deal us some bad times. You will get through this! Make sure you get legal council. I'm sure it's a very emotional time for you and that's hard enough to get through without the monetary hassles that go along with it. Good luck.
Dan