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Old 10-20-2003, 08:47 AM
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Let me see if I have this right.....
Second lap, in reverse, towing a skateboard being ridden by a transvestite?

Oh my gawd!!! And to think I canceled my KW reservations. What a dork I am!!!!!!!!!
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OK, technical question here:

Since the cat guys have an extra hull to keep from tipping over, can my wife, while piloting her deep vee moped, have training wheels??

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Sure she can run Scott-we'll have a new class for training wheels-just like we have a class for "PX Turbine". Who cares if she's the only one in the class.
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OK, technical question here:

Since the cat guys have an extra hull to keep from tipping over, can my wife, while piloting her deep vee moped, have training wheels??

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This scooter is legal but must be rented from CER at $1333.92 and that includes entry fee..
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I Plan on having a group of women at turn# 4 they will Flash the leader of the race causing them to stare with drunken eyes and miss the next turn! Hence I will be victorious!
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Old 10-20-2003, 10:53 PM
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Tech question # 2:

I heard that in Super-ped and Super-ped-lite that we had to run sanctioned motors from billie-joebobs house of scrap iron, and that the entry fee was included in the price of the motor? So, does billie-joebob only take visa, or can I use my Amex and then cry fraud to them and have the money charged back to his account??

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Old 10-20-2003, 11:03 PM
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So, does billie-joebob take Amex

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Jillie-Joebob may take his sister to sleazy motels, but he dose NOT take American Express!
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Old 10-21-2003, 12:21 AM
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I'm bringing my glock and shooting all of your tires.

I didn't see nothing in the rule book that says ya can't.

Hey, I'm from Jersey, I can't help it.
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Dude,

In Fl we give Glocks to the ladies to carry.. You come down here with one of those you will get laughed off the island...

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OK, tech question # 3:

I plan to use a reverse rotation rotary screw motor with shaft drive and one spark plug disconnected in my PX class 'ped. Since it is already backwards, should I run the first lap in reverse, and the second in forward??


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