Go Back  Offshoreonly.com > General Discussion > General Boating Discussion
OT -- This is too funny... >

OT -- This is too funny...

Notices

OT -- This is too funny...

Thread Tools
 
Old 10-15-2003, 03:08 PM
  #1  
Registered
Thread Starter
 
X-Rated30's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Posts: 3,885
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default OT -- This is too funny...

I just got back from lunch, and the full time secretary was having a problem. It seems the part time secretary had been on the computer before she left at lunch, and she had forgotten to sign off her AOL IM account. She kept getting IMs and couldn't get any work done. Naturally she comes to me for help.

Fate being what it is, as soon as I sat down at her desk, she got an IM from some guy wanting to know if she was "interested in cyber with hot male 28".

After the other secretary and I finished laughing, I responded "It depends, do you have a football helmet and some swim fins?"

Being an ordinary "hot male 28", he replied, "Oh yeah baby."

I told him, "Good. Now you're gonna need some duct tape and a coathanger, too. I'll wait while you go get them."

And they say work is boring...
X-Rated30 is offline  
Old 10-15-2003, 04:58 PM
  #2  
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
 
CAP071's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: USA
Posts: 16,435
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Default

You poor guy ! I love messing with other people's IM"s in work also It's fun
CAP071 is offline  
Old 10-15-2003, 07:12 PM
  #3  
Registered
 
Wasabe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: SBRT Southwest
Posts: 4,977
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

It sounds like she doesn't even work.

Nonetheless that's funny.
Wasabe is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.