OT: 14 NEW Things to do in a Walmart.....
11-18-2003, 09:17 AM
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OT: 14 NEW Things to do in a Walmart.....
....while your significant other is taking their sweet time shopping.....
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house ware to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in house ware," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible."
11. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, PICK ME! PICK ME!
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,................
14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!
:1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house ware to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in house ware," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible."
11. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, PICK ME! PICK ME!
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,................
14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!
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