O.T. Funny caption contest...
 

I'll start,(her) this is a good place for a stick-up !!:eek: :eek

(HIM) Sh!t this chicks got a d!ck.. :eek: :eek:

another...
 

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for the first one:
your not suposed to literally keep her hangin on your nutz, Owe!!!
for the second one:
Honey where's the remote?:eek:

Squeeze just a little more.......the gerbil's almost out!!!!

#1, I can almost see it's head.. :D:D

1st-I swear, if you don't let go of my nuts, I'll drop you on your head

2nd-Im gonna play you like a harmonica b**ch

#2

"Bitsh, if you don't get that skate out of my head, I'm gonna bite your azz!"

#1

"[Girl]Come on Joe, pick me up will ya, it smells like chit down here!"

2nd one- I can't see a c*m stain, you're crazy.

#2:are you sure, cause the way the picture looks I should be facing this way and your supposed to be upside down with your othr leg up, cause theres no way this is gonna work like this.:D:D

#1, what do you mean it stinks down there,,,, My farts smell like fresh baked bread.. :D

#2, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, ELEVEN !!! :eek:

#2,,, I don't see any boat,,, and there certainly isn't any LITTLE MAN !! :D:D:D:

This has got to be the funniest thread I've seen in a long time....... Keep m' comin'!!! :D :D :D

#1 This Tux makes me look like I belong in a traveling circus side show tossing flaming bowling pins at a drunk llama.

The doctor told you,your not suppose to eat sesame seeds on you bread.

Your maxi pad is not working :eek:

A daisy a day fresh, You Smell like powder

I believe you now when you said ,no toilet paper in the restroom.

He said I can almost sit my beer on it.

When you said you farted ,it was not just air

I can lance those with my skate

Scratch and sniff






#1 You drop me I am head butting you.

#1 Keep pulling. I swear it can get BIGGER!

#2 I can never find the buttons when I need them! Next time honey, wear CROTCHLESS PANTIES!

#1 Don't drop me 'cause I'll take mister winkie with me.

#2 We like to think it's the 'hands on' customer service that makes Wacky Costumes, Inc. better than our competition!

#1 Pull my finger. No. I said pull my finger!

#2 Honey I swear we used to do this to keep warm all the time in Canada!

#1,yes, that is one hell of a big hemmrhoid!

#2, (HIM)hmm,lets see,ceasar salad,pork chops and for desert,choclate moose.

(HER) Dam you are friggin Kreskin aren't you?

hand me some toilet paper..I can get that from here.

WOW,you really pack it in

can I get a fries with that.

I am gonna need some stronger tools to pry it out.

Can I eat that?