OT: Blonde joke
A blonde woman driver gets pulled over by a blonde police woman for speeding.
Officer: "I need to see your drivers license and registration." Driver: "I don't know what those items are" Officer: "Your registration will probably be in the your glove box." (Driver finds registration and hands it to the officer) Officer: "OK, now I need to see your drivers license. It will have a picture of you on it" Driver, (confused) Officer: "OK, pull down your sun visor and look in the mirror, it will have a picture that looks like that on it. It should be in your purse." Driver: (Looks thru purse and sees her makeup compact, which she opens and sees herself in the mirror) " Oh goody, here it is" ( hands the compact to the blonde police woman) Officer (opens compact and looks at the mirror) "Why didn't you say you were police officer, I would have let you go!" :D :D :D |
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