Things people do on your boat that piss you off
11-26-2003, 06:48 PM
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I have bad feet, so i always wear light shoes or sandles on my boat. If I'm on another persons boat, I always ask if I can wear my shoes. I make sure they are clean, I don't step on the vinyl, and if I have to go on deck to tend lines (which I do WITHOUT being asked!!) I always kick them off first.
Oh, and DON'T GRAB THE WINDSHIELD FRAME!!!!!!
Oh, and DON'T GRAB THE WINDSHIELD FRAME!!!!!!
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11-26-2003, 06:56 PM
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I'm trying to think of something I like from "strangers" on Outlaw. When I do, I'll post it.
Otherwise, basically everything drives me nuts. Especially "can I drive"? Guess that's why so few people like me.
Otherwise, basically everything drives me nuts. Especially "can I drive"? Guess that's why so few people like me.
11-26-2003, 07:07 PM
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No kids,don't have any and don't want any and don't like them.
Do not splash water on the boat. no water spots
No shoes . unless she has 5 inch Stilettos pointed straight up in the cabin.
No stinky feet.
No stinky people .Take a damm bath.
No greasy sun tan lotion on the interior.
Some ******* (other boater) that doe's't have bumpers or cloth covers for them. Expensive paint job
No smoking anything
No smoking in the boat next to me flicking ashes.
Leaving there finger prints on everything.
People in the back seat putting there feet on the front seat.
Girls brushing there hair in the boat. Hair on the floor.
No hair spray .Wear a hat
When you tell a person they going to loose there hat. then they do . haha People that don't listen
Peeing over the side .on the boat ,Get a funnel if you ain't got enough power.Your to old to be on my boat anyway.
Guys using the toilet and missing.Sit like a girl if you have to.Shortie
No bottles
Don't tear off your beer tabs and leave it in the boat
If you Leave trash in boat .You use to be a guess!
When you invite a person and they bring others. Girls OK thou
Don't make me wait on you.I am not a happy person ,don't make it worst
When I park at the dock I put a mat out . Use it!
No animals , don't like any of them.
People that bring soft sided cooler that leak.
People that don't bring enough BEER for them selves
your riding free .your not my kid.
I do not baby sit DRUNKS!!!!just me
Don't let people eat stuff on boat, if it falls out of your mouth you know it PIG.
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Do not climb on my boat dripping water on it.Dry off.
Other boater-If you cant drive ,don't back in hot
If you move something ,put it back in the same place .
No sex in the boat unless I am there,No peter tracks
People at runs walking across the boat. You'd better ask and its a one way trip!!!
The gas money thing doesn't bother me . I am usually going anyway. Some times they offer I want take it. It works both ways.Sometimes people ask to drive. Most of the time I will let them.
How many don'ts in this post
Do not splash water on the boat. no water spots
No shoes . unless she has 5 inch Stilettos pointed straight up in the cabin.
No stinky feet.
No stinky people .Take a damm bath.
No greasy sun tan lotion on the interior.
Some ******* (other boater) that doe's't have bumpers or cloth covers for them. Expensive paint job
No smoking anything
No smoking in the boat next to me flicking ashes.
Leaving there finger prints on everything.
People in the back seat putting there feet on the front seat.
Girls brushing there hair in the boat. Hair on the floor.
No hair spray .Wear a hat
When you tell a person they going to loose there hat. then they do . haha People that don't listen
Peeing over the side .on the boat ,Get a funnel if you ain't got enough power.Your to old to be on my boat anyway.
Guys using the toilet and missing.Sit like a girl if you have to.Shortie
No bottles
Don't tear off your beer tabs and leave it in the boat
If you Leave trash in boat .You use to be a guess!
When you invite a person and they bring others. Girls OK thou
Don't make me wait on you.I am not a happy person ,don't make it worst
When I park at the dock I put a mat out . Use it!
No animals , don't like any of them.
People that bring soft sided cooler that leak.
People that don't bring enough BEER for them selves
your riding free .your not my kid.I do not baby sit DRUNKS!!!!just me
Don't let people eat stuff on boat, if it falls out of your mouth you know it PIG.
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Do not climb on my boat dripping water on it.Dry off.
Other boater-If you cant drive ,don't back in hot
If you move something ,put it back in the same place .
No sex in the boat unless I am there,No peter tracks
People at runs walking across the boat. You'd better ask and its a one way trip!!!
The gas money thing doesn't bother me . I am usually going anyway. Some times they offer I want take it. It works both ways.Sometimes people ask to drive. Most of the time I will let them.
How many don'ts in this post
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11-26-2003, 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by Formula Outlaw
I'm trying to think of something I like from "strangers" on Outlaw. When I do, I'll post it.
Otherwise, basically everything drives me nuts. Especially "can I drive"? Guess that's why so few people like me.
I'm trying to think of something I like from "strangers" on Outlaw. When I do, I'll post it.
Otherwise, basically everything drives me nuts. Especially "can I drive"? Guess that's why so few people like me.
It's friggin amazing. These people just get done going "wow, look at all that stuff, it looks like an airplane cockpit",,,,,,,,,,"can I drive it?" Not only no, fock no!!!!!!!
11-26-2003, 07:35 PM
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Originally posted by BigChief
How about the, "do you mind if I smoke?" Sure, just ash all over my interior, and when u put it out...just use the seat.
How about the, "do you mind if I smoke?" Sure, just ash all over my interior, and when u put it out...just use the seat.
I just answer in words of the great Jackie Gleason when asked, "do you mind if I smoke" ..... "NOPE, don't care if ya burnnnnn" I also hate crumbs and things dropped all over
Bottles are defininately STUPID, never mind the caps they break and hurt poeple .... first hand knowledge. And pleeeaase keep your $hit together, it tends to fly around a bit while taking 3-4'rs! And finally, We'll ge home when I say I'm ready, not 5 mins after throwing anchor!"Great thread!
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11-26-2003, 07:38 PM
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Originally posted by Strip Poker 388
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Do not splash water on the boat. no water spots
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Do not splash water on the boat. no water spots
Are we talking about boats here...they're gonna get wet.
But you do have a point , if I bought a new one I probably wouldn't put it in the water.
11-26-2003, 07:55 PM
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Originally posted by mopower
Are we talking about boats here...they're gonna get wet.
But you do have a point , if I bought a new one I probably wouldn't put it in the water.
Are we talking about boats here...they're gonna get wet.
But you do have a point , if I bought a new one I probably wouldn't put it in the water.
11-26-2003, 08:32 PM
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YEA,ASHES,FOOD,AND FUNKY SUNTAN LOTION ALL OVER THE PLACE IS A PAIN, BUT THE REAL ***** IS WHEN YOU'RE AT THE DOCK WITH THE HATCH RAISED FOR WHAT I LIKE TO CALL "PRE-FLIGHT INSPECTION" AND YOU HAVE TEN PONTOON JOCKIES HANGING UPSIDE DOWN DRIBBLING DROOL ALL OVER $110,000.00 ENGINES THAT YOU JUST SPENT 20 HOURS POLISHING WITH A Q-TIP.
