Happy Thanksgiving!
11-27-2003, 02:52 AM
#1
OSO Content Provider
Commercial MemberThread Starter
Happy Thanksgiving!
Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious may your pies take the
prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs.
Pass the Alka-Seltzer please....
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL AND TO ALL GOD BLESS!
But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious may your pies take the
prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs.
Pass the Alka-Seltzer please....
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL AND TO ALL GOD BLESS!
11-27-2003, 02:54 AM
#2
OSO Content Provider
Commercial MemberThread Starter
Turkey's revenge....
11-27-2003, 06:46 AM
#6
Charter Member
Happy Thanksgiving...... attached is a cool card... Enjoy
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=0183913358
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=0183913358
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