Simpsons Saying of the Day.
 

From a new Deputy: "When do we git are Gun" From Cheif Wiggim: I already told you I am not giving you a Gun until you tell me your name":D

:D :D :D :D Good 1

The Simpsons????????? Mitch, Its Friday Night Go To The Bar And Find A Women........... Simpsons Is A Stupit Kids Show.............

Jeff

The Simpsons rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Marge) Bart where have you been? (Bart) I was at the flower shop. (Homer) I was at the flower shop to............ Yep getin drunk at the old flower shop.

The Simpson rule, but your single so my vote is get your azz in gear and go get some trim.

Just watched the Simpsons and no good saying today(rerun)...Mr Burns got shot.

But how about the one when Homer takes Bart to a gay steelmill..."Hot stuff coming through::D

Or "there's a spark in my hair,get it out,get it out":p

Both said with a gay lisp;)

Speaking of gay bars has anyone heard from Gordo?

I worked on the sleds and put up and decorated my tree. Saturday night we are going to go out and more than likely go to jail, its ok., it beats getting pulled over in a car. This way we are safe and we get a donut and choc milk breakfast. That and the other drunk parade that goes on all night ( there is always someone who says they were shot) It is a free comic/freak show.. Here is my tree.:D

I forgot another line..when the aliens were on earth....Hey watch out, he has a board in his hand. The other alien says..yes and it has a nail in it.

I'm going to buy my wife a dually for Christmas with a licence plate that says HOMER.

Doh!!


"I'll get you beer baron."


"Noooo you won't........."

That's one of my favorites.

Or:

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Another great Simpsons saying............ Homer the lady that lives in our trash pile attacked me agin. well thats not how she tells it.

14 years of classics. I need to find a box set so I can watch these when I am 80.:D

What about Beavis and Buthead:eek: :eek:

Oyea South park:D Respect my authoriti

"ekkkkxhellent"

-C. Montgomery Burns

There's the forever classic that actually made me fall off the couch laughing:
Ned Flanders as the King of Troy:
"Now when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans."

I just saw that one the other night. That is by far a classic.:D

Ever see the episode where Homer is in touble with the IRS ......... F.B.I. Guy......"Mr. Simpson from now you will be working for us." Homer....."Ok but do you think you can pay me under the table I have a little tax problem."

Day after Thanksgiving.. We decorated our tree too...






Scott B

Treehouse of Horror III,

Bart-"Trojan, Ramses, Magnum, Sheik"-Magic words to undo a spell.

I had to rewind the VCR twice to make sure I heard it right.

Homer to Family: Being eaten by an alligator is like going to sleep....in a giant blender.:D

Chief Wiggun: "Shoot the tires out, Lou."

Lou: "I can't chief. It's a tank."

Bart bending over mooning his sister and Bleeding Gums Murphy in the hospital with a face painted on his rear....

"Hi I'm Dr Cheeks doing my rounds and I'm a little behind":D :cool:

Mmmmmmm......chocolate.....

homer upon the discovery that he just boarded a plane to become a missionary in africa. Rev lovejoy tells him to teach them about Jesus: "Jeebus??? But i dont even believe in Jeebus!!! HELP ME JEEEEEEBUS!!!!!"

funniest show ever.......