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Old 12-09-2003, 10:55 PM
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Since Waterfool says your willy is useless in the sack, get her this 'appliance'
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Old 12-09-2003, 11:18 PM
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Bought my wife a stove for Christmas. Spent half of last night moving the damn gas line AND the outlet too.
In all seriousness, she asked for it. We went through all the jewelry in the first couple of years...at least I hope so.
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Old 12-09-2003, 11:25 PM
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Give her some money and let her buy whats she wants!! Thats my idea!!
CB, that will go over like a turd in a punchbowl!!!! You're not married are you?
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I hear it kinda acts like Flipper, too!

I wouldn't know. Never needed one.
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Old 12-10-2003, 02:43 PM
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How about these!


http://www.kerman94.com/XmasBoobies.HTM
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http://www.kerman94.com/XmasBoobies.HTM

Although, I'd rather have the SpeedGirl version!
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I wouldn't know. Never needed one.
Don't kid yourself Cord!
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audo our house is onily 960 to i thought i had the smallest house on oso . as for your shopping i suggest a nice tennis braclet . and some sexxey lingerie that she can ware all day and into the night when you helper get undressed . best of luck oh by the way your willie might come back to life
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I suggest a carpet steam cleaner. You could also have her go around the neighborhood and clean other peoples carpets. This would eventually pay for the cleaner.
Although she might also like anything you want to get her that you are going to use the most. These types of gifts seem to go over very good. Like, here honey I got you a brand new table saw, so we can rebuild those old shelves. Then you can use it all other times.

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