Adultfriendfinder.com
 

I found my new home page. 1000s of women who want nothing but meaningless fun.:D 2456 within 50 miles of me.:D If the computer is rockin, don't PM me.:eek: I need a Honda Enema I mean Element to make the rounds. Naw, the X has more leg room.;)

Mitch don't wind up with something you can't get rid of - haha. It's funny as hell to watch you revert back to bachelorism! BH

if you have any luck let us know .

Mitch make sure she is a she and not she he:D :DHe she

Thats the best site ever...


Mitch.... LOTS OF MILFS :D

Dude take a break!!!step away from the porn!! If it gets bad buy a fuzzy mitten!

Why would he wanna do that??? :confused:

Yah, a fuzzy mitten is better than the sand paper i have been using. Hey JOKER, I have reverted past my B hood to highschool days. As far as bringing home an itch, no way, I will double wrap it with duct tape:D I think it is funny, it is all entertainment for me, I don't have the guts to go thru with these things, some are married and some want the husband to watch:eek: :crazy: Yah, with a shot gun:D I was amazed at the Holland and Zeeland girls who are out of hand. This area has a church every 100 yards, they go twice a sunday and they are as conservative as the night is dark. I wonder how many are fake, some are really crazy and are into S&M and voyerism. I don't think I am ready for whips and chains, at least not on me:D

mitch try sexxey ads.com

Get lots of pictures before you meet up. The "90210 Epidemic" is going around. Remember the TV show where 35 year old actors tried to convince everyone they were 18??? Welcome to internet dating. Girls will send you pics from 5 years ago and say they just took the photo last week! Not Freakin funny!!! Internet date go 1 of 2 ways. #1 Great, shes Hot and frisky within nothin but good things to give. OR #2 Fat, Freaky and Fallin in love. Get a picture of her holding up this mornings paper before you meet up.

Trust me.