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SLINGSHOT 12-12-2003 06:53 PM

Apache THREAD
 
DONT POST HERE:D

TEAMBAJA 12-12-2003 06:58 PM

F**K you and the horse you rode in on! :mad:


:D :D :D :D (Great Thread!)

US1 Fountain 12-12-2003 07:04 PM

When Apache gets with the times and puts beaks on their boats, then I'll post here. :)

TEAMBAJA 12-12-2003 07:14 PM

Apaches are nice boats, but they dont offer a nice open bow model. :o

SLINGSHOT 12-12-2003 07:15 PM


Originally posted by TEAMBAJA
F**K you and the horse you rode in on! :mad:


:D :D :D :D (Great Thread!)

A HORSE NAMED TONTO:D

SLINGSHOT 12-12-2003 07:15 PM

A DAY OR SO AND IT WILL GO SOUTH....OVER NOTHING

PhantomChaos 12-12-2003 07:22 PM

The best thing seems to be to IGNORE the troublemakers that trash them.

LIKE THIS HERE

WARPAINT 12-12-2003 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by SLINGSHOT
A DAY OR SO AND IT WILL GO SOUTH....OVER NOTHING
Hooked up and heading south:cool:

US1 Fountain 12-12-2003 07:30 PM


Originally posted by WARPAINT
Hooked up and heading south:cool:

Very nice looking rig.

PhantomChaos 12-12-2003 08:10 PM

http://www.sunseeker.com/images/rang...0/running1.jpg

Tonto 12-12-2003 08:11 PM

A HORSE NAMED TONTO? DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME? SAY IT!

Robert

SLINGSHOT 12-12-2003 08:16 PM


Originally posted by Tonto
A HORSE NAMED TONTO? DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME? SAY IT!

Robert


DUDE CHILL I GUESS JACK HAS YOUR PANTIES IN A BUMCH I WASN'T REFFERRING TO YOU.................REFERRING TO A SHOW WHERE THERE WAS A HORSE NAMED TONTO? :confused:

TEAMBAJA 12-12-2003 08:17 PM


Originally posted by Tonto
A HORSE NAMED TONTO? DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME? SAY IT!

Robert


Settle down Bob! :D

Tonto 12-12-2003 08:18 PM

OK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE REFERING TO ME

TEAMBAJA 12-12-2003 08:21 PM

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do - Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do - what's wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothin', but you left your Injun running."

THEJOKER 12-12-2003 09:13 PM

Tonto:

Yea bud I've got something to say...................FRIEND! And when we moving her? BH

H2Xmark 12-12-2003 09:16 PM

:D :D :D :D

puder 12-12-2003 09:35 PM

hey nort if your lookign for one of those badboys drop me a line :D

Tonto 12-12-2003 09:35 PM

Brian, I did it last night with the SeaRay. Yanked that somb!tch right off the trailer and stuck it right in the slip. The only problem was the frost that kept forming on the deck, I busted my a$$ pretty good, lucky I didn't go swiming. Thanks anyway though.

Robert

THEJOKER 12-12-2003 10:12 PM

Tonto:

Only you could use a Sea Ray cruiser as a tow boat. Damn you can drive for me anyday. BH


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